Morgan Phillips

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Not a fun answer, but “President Vance Declares Martial Law”

Some would say we’ve made it impossible for Iran to ever agree to a peace deal, but what if we agreed to give them Trump? #artofthedeal

My yearly subscription to @zeteo.com just renewed, I wonder if there will be any gaps in corporate media coverage over the next 12 months 🤔

This made me realize I don’t actually know how money works at a grocery store

Do you eat the money, is it a grocery???

Please help, I am imaginary 😨😨😨

What percentage of the people worried about the imaginary threat of Sharia law in the U.S. want to impose their own religion’s laws? Is it 100% or just 99%?

It’s almost as if everybody should leave X 🤔

Honestly surprised he didn’t force Vance to wear the baseball cap

It would be great to get a rationale for the Iran War that precludes nuking them, aka the end of the world

“Phew, it’s over” said the people in the horror movie

Now I’m even more confused and intrigued

Is there a way to find out why people care what Timothee Chalamet said about opera and ballet, without hearing what Timothee Chalamet actually said about opera and ballet? Because I don’t care what Timothee Chalamet said about opera and ballet but I’m genuinely curious why other people would

WHAT IS THEIR CURIOUS TALENT

This feels like something we’ll hear the actual truth about 10 years from now.

Had no idea he was unemployed! I hereby renounce him

People are saying the baseball hat is disrespectful but don’t they realize the letters are GOLDEN??? That is the most luxurious and fancy shade of piss

I don’t know who that is, going to assume she’s the new Chester Cheetah

Leaving us “no choice” but to 💥🤯💥

So important to not worry about too many things at once, today I’ll exclusively worry about “what if they decide his only path to maintaining power is (oops!) allowing a massive and unprecedented attack on the homeland”

Am I overestimating AI or are you overestimating humans

Which current world leader is most likely to launch a nuclear first strike?

This appointment is an act of sabotage against America

Only fair, since they didn’t let the other guy include “Warlord of Mars”

Oh

I might be ten feet tall

It’s “Being There” except with a Reality TV host instead of a gardener

Get a room

I’m afraid to hear your answer to this question

“Surveillance via ads you’re forced to watch in order to briefly escape your miserable existence” is off the charts dystopian, props to the writers of our simulation