Just someone take the cunt out for fuck's sake.
15.03.2026 02:59
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Just someone take the cunt out for fuck's sake.
Iran, please wait in line until your number is called.
He truly is... EARTH-SHATTERINGLY stupid
His difficulty with percentages, which Americans learn in elementary school, continues
Penn, come get your boy
We lost 0-2.
At Arsenal.
Shocker ... not.
Move on.
#UTFT
His what?
** PAYWALL ALERT **
No jury trials are nonsense, a joke.
If the Government wants you to be guilty they will find you guilty at them.
And there is nothing you can do.
It would be better not to have the pretend trial and just be honest about what it is.
I did jury duty once.
Not a fan, to be honest.
Most of the jury I was on were as thick as mince.
If ever I go to to trial and I'm innocent, I'll pass on the jury option thanks.
Vice versa if I'm guilty.
Defendants should have the choice, though.
Been there lad.
Keep up the pressure. Pizza is a small win. Take it but move on. Advance. You'll get to steak one day. Maybe even peas, although they're proper wool, like.
When is the straightener?
Want me to set it up?
No digs, mind.
Chips, pies and peas plus a stopwatch.
The Emirates was a crucible.
The Boys in Blue withstood it and gave it their all. They came THAT close 👌 to holding out.
Magnificent effort.
Hats off to the Arsenal fans. They made a huge difference.
Can't see Spurs fans doing anything like that on the last day. We're winning that.
#UTFT #AFC
Another MAGA pedophile
Brits are shocked at how expensive US Healthcare is.
Which is exactly what Nigel Farage wants to bring to the UK.
Thousands of US marines are being lined up for an amphibious invasion of #Iran.
Letting everyone know about it before it happens means it is bound to end well.
It just boils my piss. Those two living the high life on our taxes.
I know what I'd do to them both and it wouldn't cost much.
I'll see your felon under probation and raise you.
Here's a 34x felon awaiting sentence in possession of an army, a navy, an air force and a nuclear arsenal.
How d'ya like them apples?
#Trump
Glock pistol used in deadly shooting at Old Dominion University was illegally sold to shooter, a convicted felon under probation, by a man federal ATF agents knew was selling guns illegally. He previously received a "warning letter" & had to write an apology.
It's time to enforce our gun laws
What's all this about Epstein, Andy and Mandy having a threesome?
I hope to God there aren't any photos of that.
Some things cannot be unseen.
I was 10 when Churchill died.
I knew nothing of his politics or what it was like living under his premiership.
I only knew one thing about him.
My dad, who fought in WW2, absolutely fucking hated him more than he hated the Germans and the Japs.
That's good enough for me. Churchill was a cunt.
Oh, ye of little faith.
Ask him again after the mighty Blues have snatched a cheeky 1-0 smash-n-grab at the Arsenal.
Say again? What?
Oh ... yes. I have been on the brandy, now that you ask.
#UTFT
High time that we do it again then.
Especially after the dry bumming they gave us at The Hill.
So, who's going down?
I can't stop imagining a controversial last minute Ndiaye penalty sending Spurs down.
I wouldn't stop grinning for a week.
I don't think he would either.
#UTFT
Never in doubt. 👊
Jordan Pickford has won the Premier League Save of the Month for February, recognised for his stunning stop against Newcastle United. 🏆
None of us got the luxury of choosing, lad.
Anyone who gets to choose isn't a real fan.
This happened yesterday.
Aigburth, a largely affluent leafy suburb in south Liverpool, which was a rock-solid safe Tory seat not that long ago.
The Tory got 8 votes.
E I G H T 👀 😂
All you need to know to understand current events:
T H E U S A I S A F U C K I N G S H I T S H O W .
Once you realise that, it all makes sense.
#Trump
All you people in Europe and South America who are nostalgic for fascism, the United States invites you to reexperience it at the 2026 World Cup.
