fun fact: graham crackers and cornflakes were both invented by anti-masturbation activists as bland foods to calm the passions
and I think it's beautiful that we have taken those things and turned them into s'mores and Tony The Tiger erotic fan art
Yes, you are. So normal. And so small.
That's a little version of me, Allan. I want you to have it. #VF2026 #Ralsei #Deltarune #Furry #Goat
Day 38 of drawing Fluttershy daily. Why are you trying not to laugh gal π
#mlp #fluttershy
Happy mar10 day I guess
as a comedy, it isn't funny
and as a work of class consciousness, i have to believe there are better examples of "mediocre white guy learns about the plight of the lower classes, and then has to decide if he wants to live in a Fallout vault with humanity's best and brightest, or out with the plebs"
still thinking about this just from how... sauceless the 2nd half was from every conceivable angle
the size community is easy to please with any meaningful interaction between scales. but there's no sense of regular size humans/nature being a threat, the most you get is looking up at dandelions
we think back to one experience at confuzzled
with someone at the macro meet saying that us resting our paw on them for 20+ mins was so healing
simultaneously feeling this but also at least some of them clearly don't mind too much
#SizeSky claustrophobia
STANDARD SCALE ONLY
So signage said, easier than done for a shifting skunk whose anxiety grew the longer she remained in a crowd-packed convention space with hardly room to wiggle.
And when her head hit the ceiling and tail filled the hall, wiggle was all anyone could do.
she's a 10 but she thinks it's gross when i switch into the Nubby's Number Factory VRChat avatar with facetracking enabled
i asked: describe peak yaoi they answered: Mount Everest x Mount Fuji (Fuji tops)
the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive
Feeling pretty and shiny
for every 1 person who loudly tells you they're not into what you post you'll get 3 ppl who are foaming at the mouth for it and 10 ppl who will tell you 6 months later that they love it but were too embarrassed to say so when it was posted
convention shirt idea: "apologies if we follow each other on social media and i haven't realized it yet"
Lowkey ally
goodness, considering how big _you_ are, you want me towering over you?
if you're thinking about me bigger you have to tell me, those are the rules
Being best friends with a dragon means they can go into couch mode at a moment's notice, and make a very comfy place to rest <3
Gift art for @sphy.bsky.social ~
#Gooart #Kobold
micy wearing her signature bread tie ponytail, reese's peanut butter cup skirt, and now a bandaid for a tube top. she rips it off later... along with all her fur. YEEEOOWWCHHH
Band-aid tube top for my fursona! π
(Warning: May have unintended waxing effect)
so, when it comes to pear shaped dragons at ludicrous sizes, which of me would you rather see?
beeeg. :3
I am making these standard for the next convention party I throw
replaying majora's mask to experience the fantasy of planning a schedule and efficiently acting upon it to materially improve the conditions of the people around me whilst we all try to not think about the looming existential threat the stress of which causes us to needlessly lash out at each other
Message to all statues and gargoyles: placing you as sliding statues in my bullshit draconic pressure plate puzzle dungeon
Happy Macro March for all that celebrate.
π¨: @tidekeeper.bsky.social <3
AND IT AIN'TπGETTINGπPATCHEDπππ
there was a mcdonalds ad with the mini hockey sicks shrinking them down onto the tray and that has more size content than this entire film has had in it so far!!
