ThreeChip

Has Trump complained that he should have been declared winner of the Super Bowl yet?

Photo of a white plastic bag with a UPC bar code. The text of the product name reads “BALLCOCK SHANK NUT BAG.”

Thanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.

As I recall, the Portland airport has a designated bicycle re-assembly area near baggage claim. I assume this is where the Antifa booth is located.

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

Statement from the director of the Voice of America (who has been placed on administrative leave).

Is our government perfect? Does it always spend taxpayer dollars as frugally as possible? Of course not.

But this is simply madness.

A slightly muddy gravel bike on a sticker-covered bike rack attached to a red mustang with antennas

My favorite tailgater

Screenshot from the wigle wardriving app showing two wifi network SSIDs: "Josiah Bartnet" and "Mrs. LANdingham"

"Mrs. LANdingham" is one of the better SSIDs I've stumbled across in a while, and I didn't even notice "Josiah Bartnet" until I went to crop this screenshot.
#wardrive