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Had a wonderful time chatting with Aaron Dhanda over on the Learn Squared podcast! We talked creatures, James Cameron, anxiety, and imposter syndrome, among many things!

This is probably the most candid and real I’ve ever gotten on a podcast, so please take a listen when you have a chance! 1/2

11.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And here I was told the jokes wrote themselves.

11.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's such a curious thing to always see journalists use the word kill in their writing when it's both more apt and evocative to call it what it is: murder.

11.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(I love The Mitchells vs. The Machines, I just think it's cheap to eyeball another's style like that.)

11.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the last one I tolerated was Coco, too. Soul had it's moments. I've just never been a big fan of taking a lead that's a potgm and immediately shoving them into an animal, and I'm also not equally impressed with the emulation of the art direction of The Mitchells vs. the Machines.

11.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep hearing good things! I'll admit, I really dislike the look and feel of what I've seen, but I'm willing to give it a chance if the story's good!

11.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Met him several times because I lived/worked in Fargo whilst he was governor. He always had a creepy, loser-filled miasma about him. Just a total chud.

11.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is, essentially, the backyard of my childhood farm, and yes, ppl in the wilds just open fire at random.

10.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s your sign?

10.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

So many games have shaped me/the way I approach things (and I hadn't really realized that games had played such an integral part of who I am until post-2020. I've got so many I want to play in 2026!

10.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
From top left to right, descending:

Spyro the Dragon
Legend of Legaia
Final Fantasy IX
Diablo II
World of Warcraft
PokΓ©mon: HeartGold
Dragon Age: Origins
Minecraft
Skyrim

From top left to right, descending: Spyro the Dragon Legend of Legaia Final Fantasy IX Diablo II World of Warcraft PokΓ©mon: HeartGold Dragon Age: Origins Minecraft Skyrim

From top left to right, descending:

The Sims 4
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Stardew Valley
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice
Astroneer
Fear & Hunger
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
The Outlast Trials
Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora

From top left to right, descending: The Sims 4 Dragon Age: Inquisition Stardew Valley Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice Astroneer Fear & Hunger Animal Crossing: New Horizons The Outlast Trials Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora

I couldn't stick to just #9games and so here are #18games instead, mostly chronological

10.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just know that Varang would love John Waters films.

10.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All I ask from Pronoun Picker and/or Bsky to allow me to have fae/faer in one neat tag. Please.

10.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah; I hope that he's well and that he's come to understand why his actions caused what they did, and that he's quit working for Lockheed.

10.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The day he was ousted was one of infamy because he'd been such an incendiary, hostile jackass to everyone he disagreed with, being accusatory and posturing about what he believed to be moral while maintaining a persona of 'smol bean uwu transboy.'

10.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

His parents also bought his house for him and he was moderately well-off despite seeking mutual aid from his poverty stricken followers. For years, he'd been incendiary, saying stupid shit like it was ableist to assume authors would read the work of others, siccing his following on others, etc.

10.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mardoll was prominent on twitter pre 2022. One day, it was revealed that he had been working for Lockheed & Martin for 15 years as a Nepotism Hire (his parents were higher up.) He defended this choice as it was an ableism issue. πŸ™„

10.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He had the terribly shit takes (I see that one is resurfacing right now, actually) and was the most embarrassing tenderqueer. Would often posture about what was moral and righteous.

Anyway, if someone ever likens you to Ana Mardoll, take it as a sign to change.

10.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I witnessed his downfall in real time (I miss original twitter.) The reveal of him being a mid-40s nepobaby working for Lockheed & Martin "for the bennys", whose parents had purchased a whole house for him, someone who had grifted thousands from their poverty stricken following. God, what a jackass.

10.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever someone reminds me of Ana Mardoll, I give them a WIDE berth.

10.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Slang answering the question of what made Quaritch who he is, that he fought in dirty wars with terrible rules of engagement, and that his choice to partcipate tore his soul apart. It’s one of the best and juiciest lorebits for #SimuAVTR, as that’s a pillar of some of it’s central themes!!!

09.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Taking a little bit of a step back from the news + local activity (a privilege, I know) to work on more #SimuAVTR, Art, and general soul-enriching projects after the tumultuous last two months.

09.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the (many) things I hate that Covid has fucked for all of us is awareness of the passage of time. 6 years in still feels like 6 months.

09.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm always ready to support you, every step of the way when you need it! (Incentivizes me to actually return to my twitch. The last time I streamed was in 2021. 😱)

09.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so excited!!!

09.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh, you limited your creative expression because you were worried that a homophobe would have to explain the bigots & the bees to their child?”

No one wants constrained, contrived, boring, stale cis-het centric bullshit anymore. Make it real, or don’t fucking make it at all.

08.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

With the recent article that dropped detailing how embarrassing and buffoonishly gross the males at Pixar were in 2009-2014β€”with no signs of change afterβ€”should we really expect leadership there to make good movies anymore? I don’t see directors and films as worthy if they bend to cult-like thought.

08.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It does count as gay, but not in a lesbian way, but more in an androsexual way. Tell your friend ( πŸ˜‰ ) to look up androsexuality.

07.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't scream it, though, least not outside of my mind.

06.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People who claim 'It's just politics, it's not my morals!' make me want to scream:

YOU DAFT FUCKING CUNT!! Politics are a direct reflection of your morals!!!! IT WILL ALWAYS BE A DIRECT REFLECTION OF YOUR MORALS!!!

06.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0