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You may not even have made it onto the bench ;)

13.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With a big assist from Jesus

13.03.2026 03:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder what his brain told him when he saw lubricant and ponies on the balance sheet.

12.03.2026 02:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An electorate that largely can't be bothered to pay attention to anything happening outside its borders and that's only motivated by movements in the price of gas and eggs is going to be the end of us all

10.03.2026 03:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

xG wins Championships! ;)

10.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They couldn't pick the safe. Their Hail Mary went unanswered. Their German engineering fell short. (in honor of that awful announcing, ๐Ÿ˜‚)

08.03.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A bit of a missed opportunity to spell the V with his legs

08.03.2026 06:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Switching from a #SoundersFC game to a thrilling #F1 season kickoff is a big plus for #AppleTV

08.03.2026 06:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have a phrase in German: "1 Euro in das Phrasenschwein."

We'd be rich enough to buy another DP.

08.03.2026 03:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You can cut the attention with a knife!"

No, I wish we'd cut those vocal cords.

08.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two commentators talking to each other with two different pronunciation for Roosnuck. They're hearing each other, right?

08.03.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hassani Dotson picks up a yellow card for something that happened so long ago you can read about it in a history book.

08.03.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I love that ball. He puts so much texture on it ..."

What the F***? Is this soccer or a poetry battle!?

08.03.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why did this check take this long!? Are they trying to find something to screw us over?

08.03.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there a feedback form I can fill out about these commentators!?

08.03.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I almost want Kasey back. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

08.03.2026 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. These commentators are more noise than signal so far.

08.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A SURE goal is a bit much with the keeper still in the way, but yes, the tackle was awesome.

08.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they referred to our academy that way.

08.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PABLO de la Vega?

Hire some commentators worth their pay. So far nothing but noise.

08.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We in Seattle know how they "celebrate" if they lose. With kicks and bites and stomps.

05.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

VOTE! it is just ONE click. NO SIGN UP. HELP SAMMY!

#SammyTheSounder #SeattleSounders #SoundersFC #MLS #RaveGreen #SeattleSoccer #SoccerMascot #MLSsoccer #EmeraldCity #SeattleWA #Matchday #SoccerLife #SoundersNation #GoSounders #PNWSports

04.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's kinda like the wall. And the foreign missiles will pay for it!

05.03.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What athlete's expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

04.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I think the Kraken should!

05.03.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think she won that contest.

02.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You try rage-baiting us?

01.03.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely the longest in Sounders @ RSL History

01.03.2026 06:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Snyder Brunell was 4 years old the last time we won at RSL

01.03.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuses! Nothing but excuses. Are you even a real fan? </s>

28.02.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0