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Scooter

@scooterrific.me

Sweat stain included. Was once called a "Kevin" in comparison to a "Karen".

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Latest posts by Scooter @scooterrific.me

This is my drug.

11.03.2026 03:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One of my gym crushes has become my worst nightmare. He likes to play on his phone between sets. 😭

11.03.2026 03:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Toxic masculinity implies the existence of Oops!... I Did It Again masculinity.

10.03.2026 22:55 👍 49 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

Americans:

10.03.2026 18:50 👍 59 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

WHY IS IT RED?

11.03.2026 03:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Boy kibble exists in Futurama.

11.03.2026 03:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

idk what you're talking about.

11.03.2026 02:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

capitalism popped off in this one.

11.03.2026 01:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Luigi drowned in Mario 64

Luigi drowned in Mario 64

the switch 2 was announced over a year ago and nintendo still hasn’t even teased the next mario game.

so no, i’m not celebrating MAR10 day.

11.03.2026 00:00 👍 55 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

Is that a phone is your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

11.03.2026 00:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thats just @thatsugarguy.bsky.social

10.03.2026 23:42 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Have you kissed yet?

10.03.2026 22:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Scooter taking a mirror selfie in the weight room at his gym. Giving a cheesy smile, wearing a sweatband, black shirt and grey shorts. Showing a bit of leg muscles while wearing thigh high socks.

Scooter taking a mirror selfie in the weight room at his gym. Giving a cheesy smile, wearing a sweatband, black shirt and grey shorts. Showing a bit of leg muscles while wearing thigh high socks.

Scooter taking a mirror selfie in the weight room at his gym. Giving a silly winky face, wearing a sweatband, black shirt and grey shorts. Showing a bit of leg muscles while wearing thigh high socks.

Scooter taking a mirror selfie in the weight room at his gym. Giving a silly winky face, wearing a sweatband, black shirt and grey shorts. Showing a bit of leg muscles while wearing thigh high socks.

It was a good leg day. Also the gym was quiet.

10.03.2026 22:14 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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a woman is holding a piece of paper and saying atta girl ALT: a woman is holding a piece of paper and saying atta girl
10.03.2026 22:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ate?

10.03.2026 03:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That being said, ive had to get creative on meal plans instead of "going out". I wasnt eating fast food, but it prob wasn't the healthiest meals.

10.03.2026 03:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've been doing pretty well at my "cutting diet" but damn, I am hungry all the time.

10.03.2026 01:32 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I'm a cucumber.

09.03.2026 06:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th

08.03.2026 19:22 👍 7091 🔁 693 💬 43 📌 32

I noticed something happened yesterday where no media was loading. Then shortly after the mod system appeared to go offline. Maybe the team won't notice until Monday.

08.03.2026 18:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is this yellow cable here? It's annoying, I am going to remove it. 😈

07.03.2026 18:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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First thought, best thought

07.03.2026 16:33 👍 40 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

public transit, but make it sexy.

07.03.2026 17:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice ass. Are you watching Paralympics?

07.03.2026 17:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Its also gender neutral. 😆

07.03.2026 17:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The FOMO is real right now

07.03.2026 15:02 👍 226 🔁 41 💬 3 📌 1

The pup scene is as vague or defined as you want it. I have a pup mask but rarely wear it at pup events. Come over here pup, I'll scratch your head.

07.03.2026 16:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

1000% true and it’s bc this scene absolutely ended me juicy love dion you will live in my heart forever HAHA

07.03.2026 04:37 👍 75 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1
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naked drawing group

07.03.2026 00:31 👍 1251 🔁 140 💬 5 📌 3

as long as it's juicy.

06.03.2026 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0