Nomi Malone's Avatar

Nomi Malone

@saltnpepperchips

Queer-southern-leftist snack addict with a penchant for rambling, gaming, and life’s little pleasures. Just a happy little accident.

221
Followers
1,138
Following
61
Posts
15.11.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Nomi Malone @saltnpepperchips

when i say it's time to bring the heat i mean lie on a heating pad

22.02.2026 03:29 👍 329 🔁 69 💬 2 📌 1

All cats can speak Dutch but choose not to

14.03.2025 12:32 👍 117 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 0

DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA.

Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.

Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.

See how this works?

27.02.2025 20:30 👍 40168 🔁 15140 💬 1863 📌 996

When @chappellroanbr.bsky.social comes on…you simply cannot tell me that I am not a pink pony girl.

05.02.2025 17:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trader Joe’s Dress Circle cookies have crack in them. I will not be accepting questions at this time.

05.02.2025 15:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

Clearly, the Holy Spirit agrees. Thanks god!

03.02.2025 21:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God Bless a VPN. I’ll be damned if I’m uploading a picture of my ID to watch porn.

03.02.2025 21:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t explain how giddy and proud watching @chappellroanbr.bsky.social perform at the Grammy’s made me.

03.02.2025 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welp, with TikTok gone, guess I gotta do my doom scrolling here.

19.01.2025 16:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Passage from Carl Sagan’s A demon-haunted world book.

Passage from Carl Sagan’s A demon-haunted world book.

Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.

18.12.2024 11:37 👍 34531 🔁 9803 💬 1114 📌 935

Idc if it’s December, it’s finally chilly here so I’m feeling a little hoa hoa hoa hoa

02.12.2024 01:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

Happy Sunday!!! :)

01.12.2024 15:12 👍 34579 🔁 2985 💬 568 📌 191

Look, idk how else to say it, but social media has influenced me and now I desperately need to be friends with a donkey/another large farm animal

01.12.2024 16:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@zeniba.bsky.social

01.12.2024 02:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just saw wicked. the green lady could defeat the pink lady in hand-to-hand combat easily and i am tired of being told this is Not So

30.11.2024 16:00 👍 17880 🔁 795 💬 294 📌 50

I almost failed my first time because my grandfather convinced me that I needed to go 5 miles under the speed limit.

30.11.2024 05:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No one was trampled to death today looking for deals. Empire in decline

30.11.2024 04:48 👍 756 🔁 43 💬 20 📌 2

Most of these have been on my shit list for years

30.11.2024 02:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

29.11.2024 14:31 👍 41477 🔁 11354 💬 524 📌 434
Preview
a close up of a clown holding a balloon in his hand . ALT: a close up of a clown holding a balloon in his hand .

We’re all gay down here

29.11.2024 14:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What I don’t get is where all this concern and pushback was when Parlor, Truth Social, and the others were cropping up.

28.11.2024 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My mind went here, too, but his actual name is Horatio Thelonious Ignacious Crustaceous Sebastian.

28.11.2024 17:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a water bottle in the background . ALT: a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a water bottle in the background .

All day, I’ve been looking forward to the banana-less banana pudding…and there’s bananas in it 🥺😩

28.11.2024 17:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In this same vein: saw a post that said “taste the rainbow? The rainbow tastes like water,” and skittles just haven’t been the same for me since

28.11.2024 15:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift

28.11.2024 13:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does anyone want to swaddle me and sing a soothing tune until I drift off to sleep? It’s cool if not

28.11.2024 11:38 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Toddlers in Tiaras + True Crime = a tragedy you can exploit for decades

28.11.2024 04:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

idc if the trending skin care out of Korea is spreading fire ants on my face - I’m gone try it.

28.11.2024 02:54 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0