great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
06.11.2025 19:55
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
Private equity is a fucking parasite that destroys everything good in this world. It needs to be eradicated.
We need a new generation of leaders who are the voices of democracy, freedom, social justice, & the rule of law.
A new generation that renews the “we” in “we the people.”
Instead of fretting over Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic Party should embrace him as part of its future.
I hope tonight serves as a wake-up call for Republicans to realize it’s time to move forward after Trump. While it’s impossible know if what comes next will be better or worse, one thing is certain: this marks the beginning of the end of the Trump era.
AOC for Senate 2028
Democrat Corey O’Connor won election as mayor of Pittsburgh on Tuesday.
https://to.pbs.org/43N2HeT
NBC News projects that Pennsylvania will retain all 3 Democratic state Supreme Court justices.
Its a complete and total loss for Republicans tonight.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
If I were a Republican hoping to get elected in 2026, I'd be really concerned right now.
If they're panicking now, just wait until next November 🌊
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger projected to become Virginia's first female governor, NBC News projects.
Read more here: www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
The Enshittification of literally everything is really starting to piss me off.
us-east-1 down again?
Hey Apple, I'd love to be able to sign in (or out) of my iCloud account but my Mac password contains letters which you're not allowing me to input. 🤦♂️
One time I posted a picture of my apartment complex's trash compactor and someone immediately messaged me telling me where I lived.
Thou shalt admit that the president is a rapist who destroyed the Epstein list to cover up his crimes.
The people who lost children and other loved ones in the Texas floods are owed honest answers from officials. They should be told why flash flood warnings issued hours earlier were not conveyed to people in the path of the water. They don’t need more prayers from politicians. They need answers.
Assuming we survive this... We have to make sure it can NEVER happen again. A lot of people need to be held accountable and drastic changes need to be made. No more 'status quo'. No more DNC establishment candidates.
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
I hope the corrupt, geriatric establishment understands that their time is over.
Retire now and retain what’s left of your legacy and life. Or die in disgrace.
Elon's SSN doesn't end in 8288, It actually ends in 4583...
all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard
The federal government imposing a stop work order on Trevor project for the national 988 suicide hotline on the same day that the Supreme Court greenlit a ban on care despite the risk of suicide sends a clear message:
The United States government officially wants trans youth to kill themselves.
Jim Justice riding on a mobility scooter
Congress looks more and more like a retirement home every day. The truth is, many of our representatives no longer have a stake in the future of this country. It's time for them to go. We need term limits and age limits for members of Congress.
Alt text: A tweet by Drop Site News reports that a senior advisor to Iran's Supreme National Council claims Iran has obtained a large trove of Israeli intelligence documents. The tweet summarizes alleged contents of the breach, including Israel’s nuclear development roadmap, U.S. weapons imports, bribes for Arab leaders, profiles of Israeli spies, personal data from social media users, infrastructure data, legal files, information on prisoners, Netanyahu’s personal files, secret documents, surveillance data, aerial images, CCTV footage, and a banned Knesset debate recording. The claims remain unverified, and the source is described as a known Iranian proxy. A quoted tweet from Mohammad Ghaderi references Iran’s statement on the documents’ significance.
Via Dropsite News: Israel just allegedly got completely pwned by the Iranians. They supposedly leaked everything, mossad files, nuclear secrets, details on bribes, Netanyahu's personal files.
If this is true, this is a historical failure of Israeli intelligence of epic proportions.
If the deployment of the guard was illegal, does that imply that the actions they took were also illegal? Were the orders given to them illegal? How can we ensure accountability and prevent them from blindly following orders in the future?
