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Shawn Robare

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Just a guy who remembers what it's like to be a kid. I ❤️ @shezcrafti.com, Co-Host of the @CultFilmClub.com & @CrestwoodHouse.bsky.social podcasts. I run PlasticRocketPop.com

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12.03.2026 13:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Purple Donnie can’t hur…OUCH, that bow-staff poked me in the eye

12.03.2026 11:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And probably will be soon.

Things I’m shocked they haven’t done yet:

-All Mixed Up, the turtles swapping masks (but not weapons.)

-An all Orange/Purple/Blue set

-Villain versions of the Turtles (where they’re decked out like Shredder, Bebop, etc) while the Villains done the colored masks

12.03.2026 11:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope it has the filmed, but deleted armageddon ending…

12.03.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There was a two year stretch in the 90s when their self-titled cassette never left my car’s tape player…

12.03.2026 00:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is that a one-shot or a mini?

12.03.2026 00:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s stupid how prescient that film has become

11.03.2026 23:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@shezcrafti.com

11.03.2026 23:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 23:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They might be Target Exclusive

11.03.2026 22:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not quite, they’re GI Joe 3.75” scale

11.03.2026 22:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’re 3.75-ish, like GI Joe size

11.03.2026 22:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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OMG, we’re getting that Star Wars meets Bill & Ted Crossover we’ve all demanded for years. Station!

11.03.2026 21:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s legit the best thing McDs has done in a decade

11.03.2026 20:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Costco

11.03.2026 19:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wish I could still pull them off. I’m more of an Adidas track jacket guy

11.03.2026 16:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Talk about a Blue Man Group

11.03.2026 12:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I totally read the descriptions, just saying ;)

10.03.2026 19:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not sure I can pull off jaunty

10.03.2026 19:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It made me look like a serial killer 🫠

10.03.2026 18:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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I mean yeah…

10.03.2026 15:28 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean yeah, with a pair of khakis and a Kenner Solo blaster? Hiding your right hand in the sleeve? Good times…

10.03.2026 15:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Charter Member

10.03.2026 15:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“Were you a member?”

Yup.

10.03.2026 14:41 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0

Lol, this. Though for me it was Vampire Hunter D and Guyver. Then in my area we had an anime rental store (which was 50% bootlegs) and I was introduced to anime porn. The 90s man. So extreme.

10.03.2026 13:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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09.03.2026 20:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cumulous Camo

09.03.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right? Granted, I haven’t revisited it since the 90s and I was in my early 20s, but simply reading that book made me want to both write and gtfo of the house and explore.

09.03.2026 17:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, it’s not exact (color-scheme-wise) more like impression. I was thinking of 70s era Black Tom myself (it’s that damn collar…)

09.03.2026 16:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good call!

09.03.2026 14:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0