it did not work. now drinking juice from a martini glass and pretending it’s chill out juice.
12.03.2026 20:36
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it did not work. now drinking juice from a martini glass and pretending it’s chill out juice.
went on my stupid lunchtime walk and now I stupidly feel better and maybe won’t want to scream at work this afternoon
would it be cultural appropriation to dress as an irish traveller going to a hen do for halloween??? or is this white on white crime
i need more of these emerging tradcath nutjobs to be called to cloistered life. those dudes need to Log Off and go be in community with a bunch of older, wiser men.
what i want at any given moment is either "dumb material item from ebay" or "self actualization" there is no in between
i only recognize three movie theaters in kansas city - stray cat, glenwood arts, and screenland - and therefore am completely unperturbed by the closure of b&b mainstreet
came home from my massage and ate my oven roasted chicken standing over the stove à la denethor
every time i go to the sunrise mardi gras parade i'm like ok i need to get 200% freakier
we need to start mandating men train at the longbow for two hours after church every sunday. that would fix the male loneliness epidemic. a proper tudor cure.
may campo lindo be forever protected from the fate of vital farms, amen
i read the campo lindo egg note like it's the news
me after i survive the first three days of my period
emailed some monks to ask if I could come stay at their abbey and I want them to respond ASAP but I realize they're probably at terce or some shit
this is a wonderfully concise way to sum up why i felt my brain melting out of my ears if i spent any time over there
The internet is so weird… wdym my high school boyfriend just sent me a pdf on monk diets in the Middle Ages because I asked who had access to jstor on my insta stories 😭
corollary: if you don't have a Gun Uncle it's because your dad is the Gun Uncle
65 degree weather in Kansas City in January has me thinkin it’s high time we [redacted]
bringing Laptop in to Bed is cursed
embroidering at 11:19 pm and something i don't think i acknowledge enough is how INSANE it is in the history of the craft of embroidery that i am able to embroider at nighttime. we forget how radical the lightbulb is.
guys don't worry i think the forced regime change to steal a country's natural resources will work out for us this time
"monastery ambient sounds" youtube video + the name of the rose audiobook + a glass of wine
Amusing my bouche
if you're from the midwest you have at least one Gun Uncle ™️
for the love of god resellers do NOT tell me those italian leather euro size 41 shoes are a US women's 11. i've got big ole clompers those dainty little shoes WILL NOT FIT!
there should be special single people fridges where the freezer part is the bigger part!!! i need freezer capacity for all the times I cook for myself and cannot eat it all! i need LEFTOVERS people LEFTOVERS!!!
the amount of sugar i'm eating right now is none of my business
as i expected this brioche was not ready til 1 am but the sleep deprivation was worth it AND i learned a lot about cocaine trafficking in the early 2000s
just started brioche but it's ok bc i have a hour and a half interview w a former drug smuggler to watch on youtube
just found an embroidery needle embedded in my mattress
