Iβm not sure if this is good for my stock options.
Iβm not sure if this is good for my stock options.
Anyone know if Trump woke up this morning? Passed in his sleep?
Any updates on Trumpβs cardiovascular health?
Jim needs support. Help if you can.
That kidβs great-grandpa is Elvis, step-grandpa is Michael Jackson, and dad is John Travolta? Luckiest kid in the world π€
A pencil drawing of a realistic hand turkey: a human hand with a turkeyβs head
Iβm somewhat of an authority on hand turkeys (this one I drew in 2008 was #3 on Google Image Search for a long time). Your hand turkey is by far the best one Iβve ever seen. Itβs pushing the field forward by leaps and bounds.
Fight Club, Braveheart, Avengers: Endgame, The Hangover
The dude had mitochondrial challenges.
Skeletons shouldnβt have pumpkin heads or be orange. That makes zero sense.
At least John Fetterman was smart enough to preemptively cover up all his tattoos for NIN, Deftones, 311, Pennywise, System of a Down, Less Than Jake, Rancid, Toadies, and Alien Ant Farm.
I guess 14 of Muskβs kids were at Riotfest where Gwar simulated the decapitation of Elon. They all thought it was real. I donβt like the guy at all, but thatβs pretty messed up.
A perfect pairing of the head and the heart π«Ά
Cuomo shaking his head at the billboard he made that says America Deserved 9/11 so people know he doesnβt like it
Not My Popper! #fakepopper
What are your sources?
Tired: Quiet laughter
Wired: Melodic laughter
These AI bots are being pushed to me right now on Instagram. I trust Zuckerbergβs beautiful vision for the future of our species π
They were still running the scam despite my family grieving. π
If I could time travel Iβd go back to an old west frontier town and open a perverted anime figurine shop next to the saloon. A cacophony of vocaloid mewling would blight the town. In confused horror the cowboys would shoot blindly at me, the tatters of body pillows fluttering poignantly in the dust.
The spotted lanternflies know they won the war, and it shows.
Please post more, Kevin
Excited for Jesse Plemons as Bradley Nowell in βSublimeβ
Thank you
Ralph Fiennes in pre-production for Conclave 2
Mr. April (but only when both teams are eliminated)
No thank you
If you respond to spam text messages like this, they usually stop bothering you
I think if we can find just a few more examples of MAGA Republicans being hypocrites, weβll finally have βem!!! πͺ
@joshfjelstad.bsky.social Iβm your first follower. Excited to see where this goes.
havenβt touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippinβ cream (liqueur)
Whatβs wrong, babe? You havenβt touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippinβ cream