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I’m not sure if this is good for my stock options.

13.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone know if Trump woke up this morning? Passed in his sleep?

30.01.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any updates on Trump’s cardiovascular health?

16.01.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jim needs support. Help if you can.

23.12.2025 01:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That kid’s great-grandpa is Elvis, step-grandpa is Michael Jackson, and dad is John Travolta? Luckiest kid in the world πŸ€—

18.12.2025 03:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A pencil drawing of a realistic hand turkey: a human hand with a turkey’s head

A pencil drawing of a realistic hand turkey: a human hand with a turkey’s head

I’m somewhat of an authority on hand turkeys (this one I drew in 2008 was #3 on Google Image Search for a long time). Your hand turkey is by far the best one I’ve ever seen. It’s pushing the field forward by leaps and bounds.

26.11.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fight Club, Braveheart, Avengers: Endgame, The Hangover

12.11.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The dude had mitochondrial challenges.

06.11.2025 17:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Skeletons shouldn’t have pumpkin heads or be orange. That makes zero sense.

01.11.2025 13:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least John Fetterman was smart enough to preemptively cover up all his tattoos for NIN, Deftones, 311, Pennywise, System of a Down, Less Than Jake, Rancid, Toadies, and Alien Ant Farm.

22.10.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess 14 of Musk’s kids were at Riotfest where Gwar simulated the decapitation of Elon. They all thought it was real. I don’t like the guy at all, but that’s pretty messed up.

23.09.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A perfect pairing of the head and the heart 🫢

11.09.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cuomo shaking his head at the billboard he made that says America Deserved 9/11 so people know he doesn’t like it

09.09.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not My Popper! #fakepopper

07.09.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What are your sources?

30.08.2025 14:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tired: Quiet laughter
Wired: Melodic laughter

17.08.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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These AI bots are being pushed to me right now on Instagram. I trust Zuckerberg’s beautiful vision for the future of our species πŸ™

30.07.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They were still running the scam despite my family grieving. 😞

26.07.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I could time travel I’d go back to an old west frontier town and open a perverted anime figurine shop next to the saloon. A cacophony of vocaloid mewling would blight the town. In confused horror the cowboys would shoot blindly at me, the tatters of body pillows fluttering poignantly in the dust.

22.07.2025 06:54 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The spotted lanternflies know they won the war, and it shows.

17.07.2025 19:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please post more, Kevin

25.06.2025 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excited for Jesse Plemons as Bradley Nowell in β€œSublime”

18.06.2025 14:57 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you

22.05.2025 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ralph Fiennes in pre-production for Conclave 2

12.04.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr. April (but only when both teams are eliminated)

04.04.2025 11:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No thank you

28.03.2025 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you respond to spam text messages like this, they usually stop bothering you

27.03.2025 16:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think if we can find just a few more examples of MAGA Republicans being hypocrites, we’ll finally have β€˜em!!! πŸ’ͺ

25.03.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@joshfjelstad.bsky.social I’m your first follower. Excited to see where this goes.

25.03.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream (liqueur)

haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream (liqueur)

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

21.02.2025 12:54 πŸ‘ 6310 πŸ” 907 πŸ’¬ 275 πŸ“Œ 267