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@davidmuttering

Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.

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"Get your Pippin a Palantir today"

09.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you can that would be fab. I've got a season ticket so I should be ok but I suspect we won't have enough of an allocation to cover all ST holders (7k ish).

09.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Innit.

09.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nothing says working away like a solo meal in a Premier Inn with only German military history for company.

09.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 85 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Ayatollah so my son a tollah"

08.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blimey. Through to the QF for the first time since 20 years before I was born.

#pvfc

08.03.2026 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah. Sorry.

08.03.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry. We'll roll over at some point.

08.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lovely stuff!

07.03.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Moorhens only chase Victors.

07.03.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Her full name is Sir Michael Atherton...

06.03.2026 06:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah.

06.03.2026 06:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having visited Brent Magistrates Court for one of my very earliest hearings in April 1997, I shall not be doing that.

05.03.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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While I'm away, Michael has helpfully alphabetised my ancient CD collection

05.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 207 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ta. And apparently it's in the Alt Text which i missed.

02.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which city is shown?

02.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And built after the invention of the internal combustion engine

02.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The number of times when I've been outside the north east and found a restaurant 5 minutes walk from my hotel that's only (safely) accessible by vehicle...

02.03.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lovely morning on the Common

02.03.2026 09:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 54 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mr Brown would disagree

28.02.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I won't believe it until I see a picture of him with Paddington

28.02.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 101 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So called because the only non-indigenous allowed are pandas.

28.02.2026 12:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's become the very definition of a poisoned chalice

28.02.2026 11:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Michael is none too sure about a visitor to her garden. Fortunately, there's a window between them.

27.02.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 199 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

None of that going on

26.02.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not sure that's a high accolade

26.02.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I not be that present?

26.02.2026 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Back home and reunited with Michael

26.02.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 276 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Some may call into question your previous mending

24.02.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man sitting at a table in a dark room with the words we did n't burn him ALT: a man sitting at a table in a dark room with the words we did n't burn him
24.02.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0