David KC

Michael is learning important cat skills after finally experiencing sunshine

I cannot but endorse this style of cross-examination

Not sitting in Birmingham today and delighted to see two pairs of Mandarin Ducks on the Common.

"Get your Pippin a Palantir today"

If you can that would be fab. I've got a season ticket so I should be ok but I suspect we won't have enough of an allocation to cover all ST holders (7k ish).

Innit.

Nothing says working away like a solo meal in a Premier Inn with only German military history for company.

"Ayatollah so my son a tollah"

Blimey. Through to the QF for the first time since 20 years before I was born.

#pvfc

Ah. Sorry.

Don't worry. We'll roll over at some point.

Lovely stuff!

Moorhens only chase Victors.

Her full name is Sir Michael Atherton...

Nah.

Having visited Brent Magistrates Court for one of my very earliest hearings in April 1997, I shall not be doing that.

While I'm away, Michael has helpfully alphabetised my ancient CD collection

Ta. And apparently it's in the Alt Text which i missed.

Which city is shown?

And built after the invention of the internal combustion engine

The number of times when I've been outside the north east and found a restaurant 5 minutes walk from my hotel that's only (safely) accessible by vehicle...

Lovely morning on the Common

Mr Brown would disagree

I won't believe it until I see a picture of him with Paddington

So called because the only non-indigenous allowed are pandas.

It's become the very definition of a poisoned chalice

Michael is none too sure about a visitor to her garden. Fortunately, there's a window between them.

None of that going on

I'm not sure that's a high accolade

Can I not be that present?