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Fantasy writer | Freelance developmental editor | Former physicist. #SPFBO/#BBNYA finalist. He/him. Around the web and my books: http://linktr.ee/patricksamphire πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ rights are human rights No generative AI ever.

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I'm getting questions about why there are trans characters in my Fantasy novel.

There's a simple answer: trans people don't need to justify existing.

Glad to clear that up!

11.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 318 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5

Victor Frankenstein: Elizabeth, I love you more than just a cousin my parents adopted after your mother died. Marry me!
Elizabeth: Ooh, this is a rough start.
Victor: Don’t worry, later editions drop the cousin thing and just make you my adopted sister/fiancΓ©.
Elizabeth: yay?

21.10.2024 14:37 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Transgender Chili’s manager fired over β€˜personal values and lifestyle,’ lawsuit says Exclusive: Hudson Webber claims a store manager said another employee at a different location was being terminated β€˜for the same reasons’

EXCLUSIVE | Transgender Chili’s manager fired because β€˜personal values and lifestyle did not align’ with chain’s, lawsuit says

11.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 896 πŸ” 435 πŸ’¬ 215 πŸ“Œ 890

Omg what???

11.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 271 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thousands of pets being abandoned in Dubai as owners flee over Iran war RSPCA say animals could become β€˜hidden victims’ of conflict as charities in Gulf city report being overwhelmed

You know, I'm not in the slightest bit surprised that people happy to live in a state run on slave labour would abandon their pets at the drop of a hat.

11.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
3 copies of Enchanting The Fae Queen by Stephanie Burgis. They are pale green with swirly font.

3 copies of Enchanting The Fae Queen by Stephanie Burgis. They are pale green with swirly font.

@stephanieburgis.bsky.social loooook!!! (Seen at Forbidden Planet, London. Not shown: both hb and pb copies of Wooing The Witch Queen) 😍

11.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

actually I would pay good legal tender for banknotes with dinosaurs on them

11.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Biased letter opens Streeting’s puberty blockers decision up to challenge Ministers shouldn’t base policy on opinions that are biased, so we’re challenging Streeting’s flawed decision

REVEALED πŸ‘€

Who wrote the letter Wes Streeting relied on when he paused the puberty blockers trial?
https://goodlaw.social/t7ks

11.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 256 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 7

The thing about these guys is that they are all so weak. Every one of them. The scream and stomp and thrust out their chests, but they are terribly, terribly weak and scared.

11.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Give me 60 seconds - get a great deal!
14 books in a reduced-price bundle - $25 approx!
Magic Noir - murder investigations in a fantasy context with some big name authors! Thanks to @storybundle.bsky.social
storybundle.com/magic

#writingcommunity #noirfantasy #authors #booksky #bargaindeal

11.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 12012 πŸ” 3155 πŸ’¬ 132 πŸ“Œ 231

As I have said repeatedly, the only move the anti-trans side has is pretending that they've found a scandal, then describe the way medicine (or medical research) works in every other field but trans care in breathless, scandalized tones.

11.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1172 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 7
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Book giveaway for Everybody's Perfect by Jo Walton Mar 10-Mar 24, 2026 Enter to win one of 50 free copies available. Giveaway dates from Mar 10-Mar 24, 2026. Piranesi meets Swordspoint in an elegant relay race through fantas...

My Venetian fantasy Everybody's Perfect comes out at the end of June. There's a Goodreads giveaway of 50 copies and you can sign up at the link.

Also, look at the great cover!

www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...

11.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

This is kind of brilliant because it leans into the idea that what Gen AI is good at is creating stuff which is bullshit to begin with (focus groups are less about consulting people for true input and more about outsourcing accountability and you can no doubt do this cheaper with digital people)

11.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Cover art by Silas Goewey for BCS #453, featuring a tower of weird stacked blocks spilling golden liquid into a pool

Cover art by Silas Goewey for BCS #453, featuring a tower of weird stacked blocks spilling golden liquid into a pool

New issue of @bcsmagazine.bsky.social is here! Featuring stories by W.A. Hamilton and Justin Wesley Ferguson and new cover art by Silas Goewey. weightlessbooks.com/beneath-ceas...

11.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone Is Lying To You For Money applies every single part of society, industry and politics since the NFT craze, but also I cannot wait to see this movie finally talk about the pyramid scheme that is crypto and the 'billionaires' pushing it so they can take your real money for their fake bitcoin.

11.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This bullshit is going to kill people. When we talk about this as violence, that's what we mean.

11.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

CW: CSA mentioned, bad moderator behavior.

Okay, so.

I had a book come out yesterday (BUTTERFLY EFFECTS, available now from a bookstore near you), and as is often the case, I went out last night to promote it. Bookstore event, whee.

11.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 556 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 27
The illustrated cover for A Honeymoon of Grave Consequence, by Stephanie Burgis, shows the silhouette of an elegant traveling carriage over the title and a bat with wings outstretched underneath, all of it framed by apples and with mirrors at the top and the bottom of the image. Above and beside the cover is this snippet of text: 
Her pulse gave a sudden, panicked jolt.
Clearly reflected in the mirror, the ragged duvet was curved in the shape of her husband’s formβ€”but his pillow was empty.
What foolishness! Breathing in and out with slow control, Margaret set her teeth together and forced herself not to follow the instinctive urge to twist around and urgently assure herself that her life’s partner was safe.
The windows were fully shuttered with multiple layers of thick wooden slats. No sunlight could possibly reach inside this chamber, and she was no weak-nerved ingΓ©nue to be taken aback by a perfectly well-known side-effect of vampirism. She had been studying the supernatural for years.
Still, she’d never anticipated quite how unnerving it might feel when applied to the single person in the world who was undeniably hers.

The illustrated cover for A Honeymoon of Grave Consequence, by Stephanie Burgis, shows the silhouette of an elegant traveling carriage over the title and a bat with wings outstretched underneath, all of it framed by apples and with mirrors at the top and the bottom of the image. Above and beside the cover is this snippet of text: Her pulse gave a sudden, panicked jolt. Clearly reflected in the mirror, the ragged duvet was curved in the shape of her husband’s formβ€”but his pillow was empty. What foolishness! Breathing in and out with slow control, Margaret set her teeth together and forced herself not to follow the instinctive urge to twist around and urgently assure herself that her life’s partner was safe. The windows were fully shuttered with multiple layers of thick wooden slats. No sunlight could possibly reach inside this chamber, and she was no weak-nerved ingΓ©nue to be taken aback by a perfectly well-known side-effect of vampirism. She had been studying the supernatural for years. Still, she’d never anticipated quite how unnerving it might feel when applied to the single person in the world who was undeniably hers.

This week's Wednesday snippet comes from A Honeymoon of Grave Consequence, which is out in ebook and paperback:

books2read.com/honeymoonGrave

#romancelandia

11.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ME: *taking a pic of the Moon"

PHONE CAMERA: Move back to improve focus.

11.03.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled β€œClient Feedback (2012)
Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen.
A small text panel says β€œand the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: β€œText is slightly misaligned. Please fix”

Panel 2 is titled β€œClient feedback (2026)
Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads β€œnot alphabet but who give a fuck”

2 panel comic Panel 1 is titled β€œClient Feedback (2012) Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen. A small text panel says β€œand the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: β€œText is slightly misaligned. Please fix” Panel 2 is titled β€œClient feedback (2026) Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads β€œnot alphabet but who give a fuck”

client feedback in the GenAI era

11.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 2485 πŸ” 500 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 16

A dark and insightful take...

11.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

* Possibly one ulterior motive.

11.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a fantastic deal, and you should definitely go for it. I have no ulterior motives here.

11.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe we need a parallel scheme to the Human Authored one, but for books that are actually written by the people whose names are on the front. Perhaps we could call it "Author Authored".

11.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The Conservative Party insists humans should go on banknotes. The British public demands banknotes be festooned with animals.

There is only one possible solution to heal a divided nation: furries on banknotes.

11.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 280 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 10

Thread:

11.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate how they always say "I make no apologies for", which automatically means they know they're doing something wrong.

11.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me testifying in court:

11.03.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

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