anarkhi darkmore

felicity fronting

my most annoying toxic trait is that i miss when people were stalking me. i miss the attention

a parking ticket is kinda the opposite of a speeding ticket if u think about it. "u were moving too slowly. that is to say, not at all"

I ran out of gas yesterday and a guy in a cybertruck pulled up to help. it was humiliating

I'd contest it in court but ~~I don't think they'll accept gotta go fast as a medical condition~~ I'm leaving the state in a couple days

in what time zone? because I just got a fucking parking ticket and it's pretty clearly Friday night

ideal living situation in this society

its always the fucking needle

just a few days ago i was having a PTSD episode about the automattic CEO taking over here, and within MINUTES the needle staff appeared in my replies

they proudly boasted that inflammatory triggering content gets them "the most clicks". fuck them, do not share

just stop using the internet?? obviously

i love how this sign proposes two questions and answers neither of them

somebody please buy me a caniac combo i will do anything for chicken tenders and soda

alex and brutus are seshing and alex is like "hey cmere" and shotguns him a mouthful of smoke
"how was that"
"do it again 😵‍💫"

ive been thinking about the idea of maura being told by a superior to fetch brutus for a mob punishment and being like "are you just being a pendejo on purpose"

it's cute in a way bc he'd just willingly come with her and let her tie him to a folding chair or whatever, perfectly calm

ive never drawn his boobs before but they feel SO natural im amazed i never canonized that before

alexless version for the full tattoo
yeah idk when he got his nipples pierced. probably way earlier than he should have

god i bet the feeling of getting vivisection tattoos would drive a vivisection fetishist's mind *crazy*

LITERALLY he is becoming self aware

WHY ARE MY OCS DEVELOPING THEIR OWN FETISHES INDEPENDENT OF ME. AND WHY DOES IT IMMEDIATELY ALSO GIVE ME AN APPRECIATION FOR THAT FETISH AHDNEJDBC GMB.B . .

BRUTUS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHILL WITH THE NEW FETISHES
first alien probing, now vivisection? you're gonna get a fucking vivisection tattoo and permanently alter your body to show off your fetish??? and you're gonna be getting off in front of the tattoo artist. god. you're a fuckig pervert brutus

puppies girls 2

i desperately need a spencer's t shirt shopping spree. im becoming more and more like a straight man every day. i am such a dyke

"i was boymoding and i got maamed????"
*picture of the most feminine woman youve ever seen, but in jeans*

i want to hold an extremely small kitten and know that i have the most defenseless type of animal in the world in my hands and it is safe

brutus loves himself a smiley face :)

honestly idk. he probably moreso look at himself like wow im hot, and i also have scars
they just seem kinda neutral to him
i think if someone *told* him his scars were hot he'd be like oh hmm. that's nice to know :)

do u think brutus finds his own scars sexy
like u think he ever looks in the mirror specifically like wow, my scars 😵‍💫

hi my name is brutus and im here for my gynecology appointment :)

i would actually like to be cooked and eaten when i die but thats not legal i think. and also no one would feel comfortable eating me. i wouldnt feel comfortable eating my dead friend either. so i wanna donate my organs and then do a green burial

maybe i should shut the fuck up about my ocs on tumblr and just start posting art there. and start rambling about my ocs here

heres my most recent post with absolutely zero interaction enjoy

thats so lovely... everyone deserves their art to be deeply talked about and its awesome that ur getting that