Ian Evenden

A book called Prick.

Found your autobiography.

I feel like there are a lot more people out there who’re yet to discover ON, and would love it. I’m in Volume Two chronicling Wolfenstein via a bunch of original interviews (I got the scoop on MachineGames’ plan for a new sequel many months before any website did!)

Garden trampolines. Great for kids during covid lockdown, less fun years later when they're rusty, haven't been used for years, and need to be dismantled in the rain.

New numbers station just dropped.

Super Smash Mouth Bros.

There are Benq ones that come with a little USB puck you can control them with rather than using the OSD.

Ah yes, like a glazier but for ladies.

Oh very good. I briefly toyed with Joseph Baz Bralette but I don't think it works as well.

Or his close friend Joseph Brazalgette.

A photo that appears to have a "gettyimages" watermark but the watermark is actually painted directly on the bridge.

This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.

Wait, you can call in sick for growing?

Do I know anyone who uses a Nikon Z mirrorless camera?

Happy yester-birthday!

Quick and dirty

I do not understand why this doesn’t happen already. It’s bizarre.

Same. The local FB groups are dominated by Reform, while our MP is a Lib Dem.

I like the idea that just wearing a nice woolly hat counts as 'in knitwear'.

Have you checked for knitting patterns on Heated Ravelry?

I did something similar trying to jump the barrier beside the car park opposite the Future office in Bath. Face down on the tarmac. Wasn't even drunk.

Yay, Desert Strike!

Oh my god, somebody actually read it! You're very welcome, it's some excellent vampiring.

Crop from The Times newspaper of a picture of some cheese. The caption reads, "Cheese: neither good nor bad".

Typical "centrism" from The Times, I see.

I've done too many of these, the purple one jumped out.
Connections
Puzzle #912
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩

Are your children creating Mary Shelley-inspired monsters during their art and crafts lessons? Know the signs.

Just reached a major milestone in my career as I managed to spell 'simultaneously' correctly the first time. It's all downhill from here.

Screenshot of an email that begins 'hey, {first name}'

Thanks, I feel really special.

My kind of guy.

Roblox was short-lived in my house but it's now been removed from all devices. Infinity Nikki, Stardew Valley, Pokemon and Mario Kart are the current favourites. Minecraft still gets some time too.

Fuck.

And twist your ankle stepping over that old tyre? I don't think so!