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armies only do this when they’re very moral
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Comment faire mieux ou plus drôle que Conan O'Brien ? www.youtube.com/watch?v=29sa...
linksthesun could never
Tiens ça m’en rappelle une qui est pas d’enfant mais qui est très bonne, qui vient des communautés juives d’Europe de l’Est:
« Vinaigre fils de vin! », qui en plus de dire que tu as mal tourné malgré des ancêtres valables, n’attaque pas la mère la sœur ou la fille, ce qui nous change un peu.
Y a un gars en 2009 qui avait commencé un album concept/rapthrough (comme un walkthrough mais rappé) de Cave Story puis a oublié. Là c'est bon, il a fini et ça tabasse
youtu.be/faBrzVHm7ow?...
A screenshot from Promise Mascot Agency. The mascot Ichigo Love (a large pink dog with starry eyes & strawberries for ears) Is speaking to the protagonist, a yakuza named Michi. Ichigo says to him, "Heh, fair point, my friend! Just know that if you try anything funny with Shiori, Pinky, or with my goods, I have acres of land and plenty of shovels."
Promise Mascot Agency is so many things. A smartly-written Yakuza parody. The yin to Easy Delivery Co's yang. Miyazaki making his own Sam & Max. The polar opposite of No More Heroes. And it has Ichigo Love in it.
To get the full effect here, know that Ichigo has a deep Barry White sort of voice.
A screenshot of a tumblr ask from an anonymous user. They write, “Your art always seems to touch me when I really need it - been so incredibly depressed for no discernible reason (so nothing seems to improve it), hard to feel much, but flipping through your comics finally got me to have a much needed cry. I love you. Thank you for everything you share” A comic follows: "...MOMENTS EARLIER..." Emma is struggling to draw on her tablet. "ugh I'm having such a hard time drawing lately. everything i try to make always turns out so SHITTY." Emma yells, breaking her stylus, "AUGGHHH WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER MAKING ANYTHING???????????" Emma looks defeated, but is distracted by a notification on her phone. "what? a tumblr ask? what could anyone possibly have to say to a worm like me?" (tiny: Emma pauses to read and then cries)
thanks anon I needed that, i hope you’re feeling a little better
Les devs indés qui s'excitent la nouille sur les graphiques de la GDC et y en a aucun pour mettre un alt text. Vous aurez plus aucun de mes sous, sachez-le.
Seeing as making $100k from a game is topic right now (Valve said 6000 games in 2025 made $100k+ each) this is a good time to read this:
www.patreon.com/posts/can-yo...
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
Fils de mouette
Harsh Goenka a reposté SYED AQIB SHIRAZI qui lui répondait : You can’t move global oil supply with 100,000 trucks everyday. But a temporary pipeline corridor makes far more sense. Here is the solution (Figures are imaginary can vary from actual ones) suivi d'une carte du pipeline imaginaire, certainement chiée à l'IA aussi, avec son handle marqué partout des fois qu'on veuille lui piquer son idée de merde
Figures are imaginary can vary from actual ones.
P'tin j'allais répondre "a trucker's delight" mais c'est l'autre Périn
D'où mon "je le regarderai pas" mdr
J'balance ça mais je l'ai pas vu et le regarderai certainement pas, mais ça m'a rappelé ça
Ça part en rot de tripes
Back in the day I would have made that shitpost on Twitter and discovered three months later that there was a post by a completely politically illiterate 'Marxist' with 300 reposts explaining that I clearly didn't understand communism
Everything I like is prolétariat. Everything I hate is bourgeois. Gouda? Prolétariat. Football? You guessed it, bourgeois.
Le cosplay d'altermondialiste qui craque à la seconde ou il sent une pointe d'inconfort dans sa petite vie, c'est hilarant d'ironie en vrai
Bon j'ai arrêté parce que j'ai la flemme et j'ai perdu mon câble de micro avec un USB de con tout carré là, mais mon argument reste le même
Le jour où je suis mon second meilleur public et vous devenez le premier, j'arrête
Ryan Stiles with the prompt "comedian who is bound & strapped to a time bomb that counts down whenever he isn't laughing". Originally, the tewt was "whenever the audience isn't laughing"
Mes streams
pocket voltex controller where my keyboard should be
you might not believe it but this is how I code
Oui j'ai volé ce panel pour mettre un alt pour ensuite pouvoir le quote-reblousquer avec cet extrait
t'es pas content c'est coup d'aileron mon pote eh ouais
Oh il est majestueux sa mère
*L'ensemble de la carrière de Chuck Lorre
