Tim

Is it too late for a cinnamon bun (It's currently 21:17 GMT)

Sorry about that. I'll flash a warning up in future 😁

And that's another trip completed. Happy birthday 🎉🎂

Tired this morning. Difficulty in getting to sleep last night wondering what fresh hell we'd all wake up to with the US and their high school bully 'leaders' unleashing with their war.

Good morning to you. Another birthday?

Currently reading The American No Rather odd that it shares the same style as a manga novel in that it starts from the back.

I guess it's time for Sunday Night Shave Live!
Where I tidy up the facial hair and try not to cut myself. This week's special guest is Gillette double edged razor for men.
(Not sure why women can't use it. They probably could if they wanted to)

If crufts had a round for labradors humping large toys, then I know one who is in with a shout.

5 tubs of this sh*t! We had a tub of cheese sauce granules which sat in a drawer for 2 years. I used it once and it was awful so I finally binned it. Next week 5 of these were stored in a cupboard.
Other half informs me "45p a tub, bargain!, so I bought 5"
Seriously, I despair.

Finally picked up a study text this afternoon and spent around 3 hours on the first 2 chapters.

With it being Mother's Day next Sunday (UK) does that mean that god awful film, Mothers Day, with Jack Whitehall and her from Friends be shown on TV?. My money is on Channel 4 or ITV2.

Well, that 6 Nations result has surprised me.

But the temperature requires a hat to keep my head warm.

Suns out, so I'm noticing the additional grey tones in my hair.

When he's put you back down send him round to me.

And nice view we have there.

At the gym. Those tomatoes are around an hour away.

I need to go to the gym today as I need tomatoes.
(There's a random logic in that).

Can anyone find my motivation? I appear to have dropped it somewhere yesterday.

It's now time to re-open the vents above the windows and turn off the timed heating.

So, barber update. What I have done is remain with the new barber BUT I actually communicated to them the issue with my crown, which they took on board. Perhaps communication is key?

Currently 2° but to rise to 11° later so the dilemma is
warm coat now, sweat later or
Light jacket and freeze now but right temperature later?

Are you just about to head out for the night?

Need a haircut but new barber isn't working out (I have an odd shaped crown which given half a chance runs wild). Need to search for a new Edinburgh based barber with experience of wild crowns.

This evening one is listening to Nigel Havers Talking Bollocks.

No, they don't. #clickbait

Not quite up there for track miles coverage but the Glasgow Subway holds its own for age.

Fun day out with my sons at the Glasgow Central Tour.

Remember the three legged woman with the partner levitating the sofa? Well meet their neighbours the two headed person. I guess Zaphod Bebblebrox decided to settle down.

Sharp as ever.

Just had to age verify by taking a photo. The first attempt didn't work and was asked to remove my glasses and try again. Sweetie, if I take my glasses off I can't see the phone screen (yes my eyesight is that bad), all you'll get is a middle aged man squinting at his phone screen.