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a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

Grift then use the proceeds to fund gender affirming care.

Flavor Aid Wikipedia page with tabs labeled - Flavors - Jonestown massacre - References

You know some guy at the factory has been trying to edit that Wikipedia page for 20 straight years

“Femboy hooters” has intense proxy pro-Marxist vibes.

And now that song is stuck in my head. 😆

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Supervisor at work said they had a hard time typing that out with a straight face. Truly the most 14 year old edgelord regime ever.

chibi qwarq giving a thumbs up. "are you a boy or a girl? i am a threat to the american way of life"

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Breaking: The Olympic gold-winning U.S. women's hockey team DECLINES Trump's invitation to his State of the Union address after he was caught on video mocking them.

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

put it in the Louvre

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Motionless In White - Afraid of the Dark [Official Video] YouTube video by Motionless In White

I've been listening to this song on repeat for like the last 30 minutes. youtu.be/jolaO2Z6xCM?...

no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"

I have 4 people following me who follow him still.

Easy to get good content when you're taking easy targets.

I want to see this become a thing for every sports team, amateur up to professional

Also did both of those things in 2016

I came here to post this knowing someone had likely beaten me to it. Well done. 🫡

Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.

No FIFA Peace Prize winner has ever done this before

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

r/DIY u/super_argentdawn • 224d Bendy nails help I'm trying to hang a photo. My nails always end up าis. Normally I just make do with stuff all over the place trying to make my daughter's room perfect. Any advice on what I could be going wrong?

Commercial-Ad8834 • 224d You could be hitting a knot in the wood. Or maybe you're just not hitting it square with the hammer. Try using different nails if all else fails super_argentdawn OP • 224d Thanks. House made of bricks, so went with a much larger nail the_last_sparrow • 224d Are you trying to hammer a nail into bricks? super_argentdawn OP • 224d Should i not?

this guy rules. i love reddit so much

Here's another one I like. This one's from Sam Morril:

Here's screenshots of full statement to make it easier to read...

Meme. Picture of Oprah handing out free cars on her show. This is a fairly famous picture. She is standing in the middle of her stage, pointing at the crowd with both hands. Her microphone is in her right hand. She's wearing a red dress, and a red bracelet. Her dark hair is powerfully big. Her head is thrown back in joy and she is yelling, "You get a car! And YOU get a car." She is not saying anything about the forthcoming tax bill her audience members will also receive. Don't worry. They'll learn. Oh...they'll learn. Her expression and posture would be appropriate for someone on a rollercoaster, or someone being stabbed in the back by a rhinoceros. Her joyful expression can also read as slightly disturbing if you spend too long looking at her teeth. There's a vampiric, or maybe piranhic quality to them. They are ready to swallow the world in Oprah Brand Imperialism. With extra Dr. Phil. Meme text reads: "You get some eels! And you get some eels!"

What should you do with your extra eels? Split them among your friends, yo!

In 973 Bishop Æthelwold gave 16k eels to Thorney Abbey & Peterborough Abbey: each monastery got 8,000 annually.

And sure...that seems like a lot. But its only about 22 eels a day! Not even one an hour!
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Damn someone beat me to it