Chesto the Overtimelord

happy two year anniversary to @ventdeiji.bsky.social, you're the best part of my life and i can't wait to spend the rest of it with you 💜❤️

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the truth is spencer did all that progressing-human-evolution dirt because he disliked pooping

wait what do you mFUCK

this happens whenever you get someone to play ice cold beer for the first time

Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen • 2d Who'd win in a fight :

"why'd you come back?" "i wanted to meet the grim reaper" they might as well have been having phone sex on that radio channel

leon and ada have been in re games for 28 years and its insane their chemistry does not even touch whatever was going on between nighthawk and hunk in 4th survivor

she's one of the best assists in the game because she shows up, laughs at you, and it makes your attack go up

the most vicious animal in the state of new jersey

2 hotdog

#deadlock #deadlockart #deadlockfanart #drawing #art #digitalart #victor #ivy

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chesto made a milo kirara :)

i kind of wonder if its a side effect of the re engine where textures are so good now that if they brightened up the coat it would look like shitty costume leather

the harsh truth of this world isnt that nero is more popular than dante or vergil is more popular than dante

its that the most popular character from dmc is actually Judgement Cut

We do a bit of pregaming

the holodeck when the bald man orders 8 miles of soup with no bowl:

my one year old haemonculus

he got boner during the interrogation and it was so devastating they called it the Big Swell Incident

i wonder what they meant by this 🤔

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

yea, if the devs put in the work then the people dont have to

"but he has a robot body in 3 and r" yea and they're flying the camera up his ass like he's a lamborghini the whole time, the man literally has cum pumping through his veins instead of blood

yknow i was genuinely wracking my brain thinking about if leon is the most objectified man in games and then i remembered raiden spends a large chunk of mgs2 and the entirety of 3 and revengeance just butt ass naked

yea they never take that long for me but any sections where one of the mechanics is "wait for the thing to go away" just suck me out of the flow

we gotta ban capcom from doing the Replay Destroyer Section or at least give us a skip button