Nobody:
Little kids: Iβm almost as tall as you
Me: shut the fuck up π§π»ββοΈ
Nobody:
Little kids: Iβm almost as tall as you
Me: shut the fuck up π§π»ββοΈ
3 months on T
You got games on your phone?
#cats #animals #meme
βWhy donβt they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.β
β Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
My momβs husband said it was lame (he didnβt get it obviously)
Why would you say something so controversial yet so true?
itβs so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who canβt aim for shit
Not me hearing my mother say βAmenβ to something Trump saidπ€’
Missed opportunity to call it the "Switcheroo"and retroactively rebrand the original the "'Ol Switch(eroo)." #Switch2
EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING THE SWITCH 2 JUST GOT ANNOUNCED OFFICIALLY
youtu.be/WxLUf2kRQRE?...
Cat tax but itβs my girlfriendβs cats
Officially one month on T! Merry Christmas to me :)
So like, Iβm adding Spain to the list of countries itβs safe to be me in and Iβd like to move to
You ever think about in the Last of Us if Sam had said something about his bite that they couldβve done something about it? Like yeah it wouldβve sucked to cut his foot off but likeβ¦maybe then things wouldnβt have been so bad after?
#lastofus #videogames #tlou
100%!! ππΌ
Sheβs enjoying that sunlight
big day coming up for people who like dinner
Women π€π»
A LIL BABY
If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.
Me when I start T
me 2025:
First win of the day π
#apexlegends #videogames
I love her face
Try saying whatever you want and go from there.
On this day in 2002, 22 years ago, PokΓ©mon Ruby & Sapphire were first released.
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new PokΓ©mon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
serebii.net/rubysapphire/
The fluff
βWhat radicalized you?β Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
THEIR LIL EYE PATCH