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*closes book and puts book down*

Judge Holden - Israel
Glanton - United States
Toadvine - Britain
Davy Brown - Russia
Tobin - China
The Kid - Iran
Glanton’s dog - Saudi Arabia
The Imbecile - United Arab Emirates

12.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you think men and women as individuals have different physical attributes, then you don't believe trans people exist.

I'd be happy to send you a link or two to YouTube debates about this, showing that 1) people do talk about these issues, and still 2) trans men are men, and trans women are women

12.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@murderxbryan.bsky.social

11.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"

"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"

This is the stupidest g.d. thing I have read all day.

10.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2917 πŸ” 402 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 13

They love to play the part of "the adult" and anyone two clicks to the left of them are to be seen and not heard.

10.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, he's just wrong and wasn't paying attention in 8th grade

10.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 4797 πŸ” 1431 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 72
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a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face ALT: a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face
08.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We believed she was going to be bad on Gaza, because she went on national TV and announced that she would be bad on Gaza.

08.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Challenge for those who are very confident that pancakes don't have an actual face: explain what a face is

07.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1373 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 136

Imagine standing at the podium with your gold metal, hand over heart, as ZZ Top's "Tush" live 1976 plays. You'd feel so proud.

06.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
ZZ Top -Tush 1976
ZZ Top -Tush 1976 YouTube video by Aliaksandr Saifulin

ZZ Top "Tush" live 1976 will be our national anthem when we become cool finally.
youtu.be/xqagtKXK4g0?...

06.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More than anything

06.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We do like snacks tho

06.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dan: In 1928, Alfonso "the limey" Agostini killed five men in a botched bank heist.
Dogboner: that's crazy

06.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had to use AI the other day to get a refund from Amazon, and it straight up lied to me, telling me to click a link on a page, a link that didn't exist, and when I pointed it out, the AI said "you are correct, sorry" & then ended the chat. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME, I LOVE AI, IT'S SO COOL AND FUTURE

05.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My hot sauce Cap'n Slim's Rooting' Tootin' Asshole Death is available at Ace Hardware on Cypress St., in Eugene

05.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm so fucking into this shit. Goddamn

04.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry that happened to you; I also hate talking to morons.

04.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow Ayatollah Khamenei returned

04.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I had no idea how many people I follow are from Maine, but I'm tired of hearing the two opinions posted multiple times a day, I'm sorry.

02.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two legends

02.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@cia can you guys not put anthrax in the mail this time, please?

01.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eat my fucking shorts, Lisa. I hope you have a horrible fucking day.

01.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: no.

28.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rev. Jeremiah Wright giving a sermon in 2003 where he said β€œNo, no, no, not God bless America. God damn America!”

Rev. Jeremiah Wright giving a sermon in 2003 where he said β€œNo, no, no, not God bless America. God damn America!”

28.02.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 988 πŸ” 236 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 11

Just woke up, this sucks

28.02.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 16440 πŸ” 5095 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 103