He's always been a freak, you just fell for it
13.03.2026 02:04
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He's always been a freak, you just fell for it
Every year when my coworker Melissa puts up her new calendar, I steal it and note all of the birthdays of my relatives, and then hang it back up. I skip January just so I can hear her yell "GODDAMNIT PAUL" across the workroom floor on February 1.
Baby blue never fails
The main takeaway by everyone who watches The Bear seems to be "yup, that is how it be." Fuck that!
There's been a weird thing over the last couple of decades where we have completely normalized worker abuse in food service, not by customers, but in the kitchen itself. Characters on TV saying "yes, chef" is treated as normal. It's not! It's fucking bullshit, fuck that noise!
Yeah, I almost thought that. I almost thought that again after you two got married a few pages later.
*closes book and puts book down*
Judge Holden - Israel
Glanton - United States
Toadvine - Britain
Davy Brown - Russia
Tobin - China
The Kid - Iran
Glanton’s dog - Saudi Arabia
The Imbecile - United Arab Emirates
If you think men and women as individuals have different physical attributes, then you don't believe trans people exist.
I'd be happy to send you a link or two to YouTube debates about this, showing that 1) people do talk about these issues, and still 2) trans men are men, and trans women are women
@murderxbryan.bsky.social
"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"
This is the stupidest g.d. thing I have read all day.
They love to play the part of "the adult" and anyone two clicks to the left of them are to be seen and not heard.
Also, he's just wrong and wasn't paying attention in 8th grade
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
We believed she was going to be bad on Gaza, because she went on national TV and announced that she would be bad on Gaza.
Challenge for those who are very confident that pancakes don't have an actual face: explain what a face is
Stop literally everything.
Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.
fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...
Imagine standing at the podium with your gold metal, hand over heart, as ZZ Top's "Tush" live 1976 plays. You'd feel so proud.
ZZ Top "Tush" live 1976 will be our national anthem when we become cool finally.
youtu.be/xqagtKXK4g0?...
More than anything
We do like snacks tho
Dan: In 1928, Alfonso "the limey" Agostini killed five men in a botched bank heist.
Dogboner: that's crazy
I had to use AI the other day to get a refund from Amazon, and it straight up lied to me, telling me to click a link on a page, a link that didn't exist, and when I pointed it out, the AI said "you are correct, sorry" & then ended the chat. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME, I LOVE AI, IT'S SO COOL AND FUTURE
My hot sauce Cap'n Slim's Rooting' Tootin' Asshole Death is available at Ace Hardware on Cypress St., in Eugene
I'm so fucking into this shit. Goddamn
I'm sorry that happened to you; I also hate talking to morons.
Somehow Ayatollah Khamenei returned
I had no idea how many people I follow are from Maine, but I'm tired of hearing the two opinions posted multiple times a day, I'm sorry.
Two legends
