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Conrad ๐Ÿ™‚

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"force them"

12.03.2026 11:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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not the onion

12.03.2026 11:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 331 ๐Ÿ” 63 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

i'm mindfully hating stuff for fun

12.03.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"you must allow ads to view this website" i will simply never view your website gootbye

12.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For purposely bombing school children, Mr. Hegseth, I sentence you to a career change!

11.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 148 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"the richest person in the world is also the world's biggest loser" is something no one would have believed in the 90s but is just how the world works now

11.03.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and the idea that money can make you happy and not a loser

11.03.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it's pretty funny that the objectively dumbest one of these guys has the most money

11.03.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's probably a named fetish for this

11.03.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeag

11.03.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

looks sick ๐Ÿ‘

10.03.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

someone liked this post today and reminded me that this guy is available to copy and paste if you need him

10.03.2026 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey now i know several guys who lost a ton of money in that era

09.03.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hope you found a new CEO who hates your users as much as you do, wouldn't want the culture to change

09.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"bernie and was the moderate compromise" being real is very funny

09.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I can't compete with this.

09.03.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 10317 ๐Ÿ” 1744 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 232 ๐Ÿ“Œ 413

they're quoting me in the newspaper as an expert that says "you might trip if your shoes don't fit

09.03.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 11:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3033 ๐Ÿ” 707 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

ah you're one of those dumb smart guys. good luck.

08.03.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
08.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OpenIntel | Iran Conflict Dashboard Real-time tracking of the 2026 Iran conflict across military, diplomatic, economic, and humanitarian dimensions. Cumulative map, trend charts, and sourced timeline updated hourly.

i'm tired of wading through noise about what's happening across the middle east so i've been building this. no-bullshit dashboard that pulls data from 18 international sources + other apis. maybe it will be useful for you

disclaimer: this uses a locally-hosted LLM to summarize articles

08.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i didn't vote for him idiot, but as long as people like you you blame outside forces instead of understanding your neighbors this is what it's going to be like here

08.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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first, this is pretty sick for monitoring the situation. second, what's this about?

08.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

americans just preferred this over voting for the alternative, hope that helps

08.03.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

get a job

08.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trump administration no longer signing anything into law is actually the best possible outcome right now

08.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol alright i'm done for the weekend

07.03.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@gork.it is this true?

07.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mr beast challenge for surviving spouses to get survivor benefits

06.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0