𝕆𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣 𝕏-𝕣𝕒𝕪

Mavropanos, he's one of our own!

Nah, it's alright.

👀

Max Dowman becomes the youngest goalscorer in Premier League history.

HE JUST LEARNED TO WALK AND NOW HE’S SCORING IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE

At 16 years and 73 days, Max Dowman is the youngest player to score a competitive first team goal for The Arsenal and also the youngest to score a goal in the Premier League.
(HT @hente.bsky.social)
thearsenalcollection.org.uk?p=43517

AND HE FUCKING SCORES AS WELL!!!!!! THIS IS THE TYPE OF THING THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF!!!!!!! YA WEE BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maximillian Q. Dowman 🙌😭

FUCKING YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Riccardo Calafiori... bravo.

OK then, remove the "w" and nothing else changes.

Irony so thick it's tangible.

Funny, they've said that about every generation since the 60s... have you considered that you're just older and falling for the same shit that the rest have? No, of course not...

Perhaps if the generations prior to theirs hadn't made it a walking hellscape in which to gain employment & socialise, and had raised them "better", you wouldn't be pissing and moaning about "the youth of today" like your forebears were about your generation, and theirs about them... ad infinitum

Talk about damning with faint praise, Rob...

Nothing more sociable than ageing out of relevance and pissing about tweens on social media, eh, Phil?

Well done, Mansfield, you're bullying children.

We could also put them out of the Champions League if the draw falls that way.

Battle? The only fight I can see was Porro versus the furniture.

Fight the furniture ✔
Fight relegation ❌

Objectively fucking hilarious.

Fight the furniture, but don't fight relegation, Pedro. That'll do it, you melt.

Mikel Heartetattack? ... Fuck you. You don't try with your drawings, I tried with this.

WE LOVE YOU, FOREST, WE DO! OOOOOH FOREST WE LOVE YOU!

Sketchy game, great result, three points, ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL and FUCK YOU MAN CITY!!!!!!!!

OH WHAT A NIGHT!

But also piss and moan if they get a stern look from the ref for a blatant foul of their own...

Closer to goal and more of an attacking threat...

Done on the wing by Martinelli, trips and shoves him to stop an attacking breakaway... card stays in the pocket. Mosquera sneezes? 🟨!!!

Gabriel is ON ONE this evening.

Cheers, Bart! We'll take that to settle the nerves. 1-0 TO THE ARSENAL!