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“Ah yes, that’s to do with the day I finally realised that the world had gone totally mad and built the Asylum to put it in, poor thing, and hoped it would get better.”

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South West Water pleads guilty to pollution charges South West Water has admitted to 18 charges of water pollution involving illegal discharges and failure to remedy at sewage sites in Devon and Cornwall, following an investigation by the Environment A...

Sentencing? In other words yet another slap on the wrist and a drop in the ocean (excuse the pun) fine 🤬.

Imagine how quickly the privatised water industry would get its act together if a CEO was given jail time.

#SWW
#SouthWestWater

14.03.2026 19:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Did anyone keep the banner?

04.01.2026 16:49 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The only risk in playing Russian Roulette is that you pull the trigger when a bullet's in the chamber. Otherwise it's perfectly safe.

14.03.2026 13:07 👍 3513 🔁 891 💬 293 📌 51
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UK military refuses to give ‘running commentary’ on Iran civilian deaths Ministry of Defence will not say how many Iranian civilians killed by ‘defensive’ US strikes from UK bases, as questions grow about Starmer’s stance

The UK government is refusing to comment on whether US bombers from RAF Fairford or Diego Garcia are being allowed to use cluster bombs.

Britain has signed an international treaty banning cluster munitions, whereas the US has not.

www.declassifieduk.org/uk-military-...

14.03.2026 08:51 👍 120 🔁 80 💬 4 📌 5

Watching Politico get told they're sanewashing shit by the guy they're sanewashing is just excellent. Media cooked. Getting dunked on by the people they're protecting. We are in the post-dignity era of the press.

13.03.2026 21:09 👍 4844 🔁 1167 💬 34 📌 9

they're gonna spend $50B re-opening the Strait of Hormuz over the next 6 months and then act like it's this huge victory when they only thing they accomplished was restoring the pre-war status quo

14.03.2026 15:45 👍 1447 🔁 333 💬 56 📌 13
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Hey #FIFA, hope you kept the receipt for that "peace prize" of yours.

14.03.2026 16:42 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
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Donald Trump is notorious for filing lawsuits at the drop of a hat. He's filed over 4,000 of them. Many for defamation.

But Donald *will not* sue Ted Lieu for defamation. Why? He's been told by lawyers that in defamation actions, truth is an absolute defense.

14.03.2026 01:15 👍 5857 🔁 2121 💬 166 📌 82

Finally, America playing catch-up with the UK for a change, we've been jailing peaceful protesters under terrorism laws for ages.

14.03.2026 14:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe if he got involved in fascist politics and did a couple of Nazi salutes the government would stop using his platforms? ...... Oh, wait.

14.03.2026 12:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

13.03.2026 22:09 👍 15120 🔁 3439 💬 188 📌 161
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BREAKING: The Green Party has reported Labour to the police over alleged electoral law breaches after a van allegedly near a polling station claimed the Greens want ‘our daughters used for legal prostitution

How fucking low are they going to go they are already in the gutter.

14.03.2026 06:29 👍 15 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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So long, hereditary peers – but the Lords is still full of absurd anachronisms | Polly Toynbee Two-thirds of voters want an elected second chamber. The government needs a radical legacy: it should use its rare majority for this, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee

You couldn’t make this up - one peer claimed his crusader ancestry would be helpful in Israel/Gaza context!! 🤦‍♀️ I say begone to all the hereditaries - and now, on to the Bishops, political chancers and corrupt donors in there. More reforms necessary . www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

13.03.2026 12:38 👍 218 🔁 59 💬 13 📌 4
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Nigel Farage regrets running 'bankrupt' Worcestershire Council The Reform UK leader says he wishes the party

“Farage has said he wishes the party "hadn't bothered" to take minority control of Worcestershire County Council, because of its financial problems”

V much summing up his approach to power.
Grifting and gobshiting - yes please.
Hard work and responsibility - god no.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

14.03.2026 09:05 👍 2400 🔁 933 💬 159 📌 48
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Royal Cornwall Hospitals Paid £10.5m in Misdiagnosis Claims Since 2019 - CornishStuff Royal Cornwall Hospitals NHS Trust has paid out more than £10 million in damages linked to misdiagnosis-related medical negligence claims over the past six years, according to new data obtained throug...

Wow. I hope that £1.2bn is covered by insurance and not coming out of the taxpayers pocket.

14.03.2026 07:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's 90% of the UK eligible then.

13.03.2026 18:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
UK Cops PEPPER SPRAY British Actor in Wrongful Arrest! (Watch What Happens)
UK Cops PEPPER SPRAY British Actor in Wrongful Arrest! (Watch What Happens) YouTube video by UK State Watch

They're not racist they're just moronic, uneducated fascist thugs. They would have done this to any bystander of any colour skin.

#ACAB

13.03.2026 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oil price profiteering will not be tolerated, says minister Ed Miliband says the competition watchdog is primed to intervene if firms use the oil price shock to

UK govt "will not tolerate" energy firms profiteering from Iran war.

It will do what?

Ofgem allows profiteering: electricity pricing formula is based on price of gas, renewables are the cheapest. Profiteering is built in.

Change the formula, levy windfall tax, prosecute profiteering execs.

13.03.2026 07:37 👍 450 🔁 191 💬 40 📌 12
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Dementia is a helluva thing.

13.03.2026 13:51 👍 32 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0
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🇺🇸🇬🇧 Three more U.S. strategic bombers of the B-1B Lancer type have arrived at the RAF Fairford airbase in the United Kingdom.

Currently stationed at the base: 6 B-52 Stratofortress bombers and 12 B-1B Lancer aircraft.

13.03.2026 14:20 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
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We have just updated our @theifs.bsky.social public spending tool. It allows you to explore how and where the government spends its money in the UK, now up to 2024-25.
You can check it out here: ifs.org.uk/calculators/...

13.03.2026 12:52 👍 15 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1
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To be honest I'd welcome most of the people and companies I'm forced to interact with on a daily basis to be able to buy some fucking intelligence.

#AI

13.03.2026 12:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Freedom is alive and well and living in Dubai.

13.03.2026 09:48 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Two completely mud-covered dogs rest in front of a pair of doors.

Two completely mud-covered dogs rest in front of a pair of doors.

“Ma’am, my partner and I have done a thorough inspection of your property, and I’m afraid you’re going to need a new flowerbed, several bushes, and you will most likely need to reseed the lawn. If you want, we can work up an estimate and get back to you.”

11.03.2026 11:58 👍 2690 🔁 361 💬 113 📌 37
The Road Rage Cop the System Tried to Protect
The Road Rage Cop the System Tried to Protect YouTube video by Crimebodge

#ACAB

13.03.2026 10:18 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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The Iranian Embassy in The Hague posted this video

Credit: Rachel Hurley

#fdjt #warpiggy #dictatordon #warmonger #fu47 #Iran #maga #republicanparty #trumpwar

12.03.2026 21:13 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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#ACAB

12.03.2026 16:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

12.03.2026 15:11 👍 18058 🔁 7162 💬 616 📌 576
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Palantir’s NHS England contract ‘opens door to government abuse of power’, health bosses told Health justice charity Medact says data-sharing potential could be used for UK version of US immigration raids

No to Palantir.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

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