@CrowsQuartz *walks up to a gay couple:* So which one of you dies in every timeline, and which one goes back over and over and over and over and over again trying to save them??
Well?
i see the vision
i could never hate u 💚
I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄
damn right i do
i love controlling men with my body
i love laying around on my fat ass all day eating food that idiot men bought for me because they want to see my toes
im like if the onceler was a fat girl
god im fucking dripping wet. i love money and power and making stupid men do what i want so much. i was born to get whatever i want. i was born to be queen of the world
my lust for money and my hatred of men are intersecting to make me the horniest i've ever been. fuck, i love when worthless sacks of testosterone are so beholden to the whims of their twitching dicks that they open their wallets for me whenever i command them to.
$30 from a paypig
i'm so fucking wet
fuck i love using men for the only thing they're good for 🤑🥵
at first i wasn't into findom and was just using him for cash but being able to say "hurry up i'm hungry" and this fucking simp instantly opening his wallet for me has me SO fucking HORNY
PAYPIG SENT ME $30 WE ARE SO BACK
TODAY FUCKING SUCKS... TOMORROW MIGHT NOT Only One Way To Find Out... BE THERE There are people who love and care about you very much. Keep yourself safe
i'm having a great day!!! but i'm posting this for any of my oomfies who are not 💗💗
go back to 2010 asshole. we like fun now. apparently you didn't get the memo
sweaty topless fat chud
sweaty topless fat chud
went out for a snack run and got so fucking sweaty
His desire? To rule all of Hyrule. Hotel? Trivago.
this would fix me
oh it's pie day? im about to be lookin like a deviantart post tonight
lmfao
Everything I do reminds me of you.
✦ #pokopia ✦
THEY'RE RECREATING THE SAMSUNG GALAXY S5 FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES
male coworker has a somewhat high-pitched voice and i can't tell if his accent is gay or just southern
I do struggle with homosexuality, actually. I'm really fucking bad at talking to girls.
there are plenty of games that exceed it in scope or mechanics or graphics etc but in terms of sheer singular overall experiences it provides pretty much the best out of any
