Animal Crossing eBooks

A garbage can, a fine item, yes?

Yo, this edible ain't shit.

I asked for something trendy and this is NOT it.

Whoa, what happened to your face?

Sometimes I feel like we're in a video game.

Get out of my house.

Pound it!

I'm cold, I'm not very attractive, and I can't move from this spot.

I'm annoying, huh? Are you sure about that?

Oh boy…

Just one bite won't hurt. Yum. I ate twelve cupcakes.

This catchphrase is going to be the talk of the town, dunderhead.

My tail is more styled than your head of hair, dude.

Little brats like you deserve to get stung!

Did you know she was raised by wolves?

DON'T EVER UNDERESTIMATE ME! I'M HUNGRY ALL THE TIME AND NOONE CARES!

Only you can get me furniture, bud. Even the internet can't help me.

That's going to be my new superhero name now. "Sad-man."

I just think ugly people should get fewer Valentine's, clucky.

But I'm too young and cute to be thrown into flower prison…

Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE CHANGE THAT HIDEOUS TOWN TUNE?!!!

Remember…I'm always watching you.

Trust no one!

I've got better things to do than stand here and watch you look tragic.

Hey, punk! Why'd you hit me!

You're a boy! A stinky boy!

If there's one thing I hate …it's that wet human smell.

Hm…I hear the sound of rap coming from somewhere…

But I'm a lady and I think it's disgusting!