Good.

"The monster Blair said 'I'd do it again'! And as it looks like we might be doing it again we can't help but agree that's the best course of action."

Once upon a time he was their ‘monster of delusion’…

Now we’re back here again and the right‑wing press are on his side.

These papers are a disgrace.

Full solidarity with Hannah Spencer, this is absolutely disgraceful behaviour.
This is a direct attack on our democracy, Hannah is an elected MP that has the right to walk free in the city she represents without these extremists behaving like thugs

So, who still believes Epstein killed himself?

The new owners have reassured the Telegraph team they won't interfere with their batshit loony editorial stance, saying "The deranged ravings of Charles Moore and Allister Heath will always have a place at the Telegraph."

Yeah, we need another party that'll bang on about growth, growth, growth don't we? Remember Liz Truss?

This is pathetic. Was it commissioned by someone very rich and right-wing by any chance?

That's a halfway good thing. A better thing is if we had a leader who saw from the get-go that attacking Iran on the whim of a nutjob was obviously insane. Can we trust that the cabinet will restrain our PM next time he decides to follow Trump's lead?

Shabana Mahmood finds your lack of faith disturbing.

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

Hannah: "We need more humans in parliament who care about each other."

Daily Mail: "This woman is a threat to the world!"

Release the Epstein Files

🚨Breaking: Following Spain's refusal to join the Epstein War Trump calls on loyal Americans to retaliate by boycotting pasta.

Solidarity, Mothin 💚

Well, that was faster than I thought. We'll be getting troops ready soon.
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BBC *finally* report on the dozens of Iranian schoolgirls killed — about 32h later.

All parties are not the same. But don't ever think Starmer has more principles or courage than Farage.
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Says everything about mainstream media in the West.

Don't rule it out yet. Starmer's already released statements blaming Iran for their retaliation - which could be a way of preparing the ground for full-on military actions backing the US and Israel.

🚨BREAKING: Congress, furious that Trump has taken the US to war without authorization, has regained control by retroactively authorizing the military action. "That'll teach the President" said the Democrat leader.

The real threat to democracy doesn't come from 'family voting'. It comes from the losing side refusing go accept they've lost

@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Once again Reform are spreading misinformation & smears, and the press & the media seem to repeat them.. its really important that the media.. take responsibility so when Reform or Farage says something they don't just keep repeating it"👏👏👏

Oh my god, the Greens are going to destroy our society and make our babies drug fiends doing sex work for Pablo Escob....hang on - Sarah Vine??? D'oh! Boy, do I feel dumb.

This is fun. 😀

Polls open until 10pm in Gorton and Denton. It's Greens vs. Reform - every single vote counts. 🗳️ 💚

It gets worse...

This is massive, and disgraceful. No organisation called “Tactical Choice” appears to exist.

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Labour Accused Of By-Election Dirty Tricks Over 'Fictitious' Tactical Voting Group A leaflet sent out on the eve of the crunch poll has sparked a furious backlash.

NEW: Labour embroiled in dirty tricks row on eve of Gorton and Denton by-election.

The party has put out a leaflet saying "Tactical Choice" say voters should back them to beat Reform.

Only, Tactical Choice don't appear to exist.

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