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anime and chuuba liker, 30+ he/him fgo: 265,583,716 uma musume: 198 940 356 982 watch maid mint fantome

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Ended up being less than that thankfully, they didn't say what it was

15.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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wtf is going on I'm stuck on the train north going to SF lol

15.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a series of three posts from my twitter in 2020:

post 1: in star trek the most popular social network is SandwichNet where everyone is constantly making their own signature sandwiches and taking holograms of them and sharing the replicator codes in an open source repository they never mention this onscreen but just trust me

post 2: whenever they mention "credits" as a federation post-money currency this is a reference to how many likes and reposts they get on their sandwiches

post 3: neelix joins sandwichnet after coming to the alpha quadrant and somehow becomes the most popular account and gets invited to a secret group chat of sandwich influencers this is gonna be an entire episode of the new picard show

a series of three posts from my twitter in 2020: post 1: in star trek the most popular social network is SandwichNet where everyone is constantly making their own signature sandwiches and taking holograms of them and sharing the replicator codes in an open source repository they never mention this onscreen but just trust me post 2: whenever they mention "credits" as a federation post-money currency this is a reference to how many likes and reposts they get on their sandwiches post 3: neelix joins sandwichnet after coming to the alpha quadrant and somehow becomes the most popular account and gets invited to a secret group chat of sandwich influencers this is gonna be an entire episode of the new picard show

i still fundamentally believe that sandwichnet is real in star trek

14.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 830 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 21

I mean, a lot of people *do* play games in the most optimal way possible, it's literally why speedrunning and game guides exist

14.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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everyone please look at this gif of happy meek I just found

14.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 619 πŸ” 256 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

as bad as things are now, it really was culturally worse in 2002-2003

14.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jesus /christ/

14.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yup

14.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you can go to GameStop and buy Game Informer, it stands to reason that I could go to WingStop and buy

14.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 393 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

Literally 1984

14.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this has to have been what the court jester was really for. someone given permission to break through this wall and actually bring up if ideas are stupid

14.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is a gintama arc that would go on for 5 episodes somehow

12.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every time you miss a crosswalk in a captcha, a waymo runs over a child

13.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1089 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

14.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 11366 πŸ” 2373 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 52

Every time some new anime pirate site gets shut down my main reaction is I’ve never even heard of this site before.

14.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It honestly disgusts me that companies like Bandai and Hololive cling to the place. A platform where people actively share child p*rn needs to be torched and abandoned.

13.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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rolled to spark, pretty decent outcome, hope I get the last one in the free rolls

13.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

13.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 426 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 7

Hello old friend

13.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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just finished my first attempt without really knowing what I was doing, not the worst at least

13.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How rough is it I need to try it

13.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's 10 days of free 10rolls split evenly between trainee and support cards

12.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

50 iirc

12.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

>Republican President
> terrible economy
> horrible gas prices
> war that no one understands
> TF2 is popular

Clearly it’s 2006.

12.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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That's hell we're walking into

12.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if only there were a segment of jewish people who spent years warning that support of Israel would lead to it lashing back at the diaspora, oh well

12.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MACHINE GENERATED VOICE: isabell fall
TNA STING: wins again!

07.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

What if they made a boat long enough to block it

12.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

12.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 6569 πŸ” 1777 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 61

imagine saying this when the US is the aggressor in this "war"

12.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0