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This is not a quid pro quo bribe in the same way the war in Iran is not a war

Dispatches from the Islamic Republic of Bushwick: today the morality police beat me for not having blue hair and assuming a rat's gender while walking to petition for the release of a friend caught with a Toby Keith CD. At least they didn't catch him saying "Merry Christmas": a capital offense

A circular enamel pin with a black border reading 'I LOVE MY TRANS FRIENDS' surrounding the blue, pink, and white transgender pride flag.

The government seems hell-bent on making life miserable for a very small and very harmless portion of the population, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this I Love My Trans Friends pin. Just be nice to people. It's not hard. It is actually very easy.
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Exclusive 1m ago The Trump administration will receive a $10 billion fee for brokering the deal that kept TikTok alive in the U.S.

JFC.

Impeach and remove this lawless man, you fools.

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

Israel continues to be the most destabilizing force, and the biggest threat to peace in the middle east

The rich

Guys you gotta try these edibles

Scrooge, but wearing the Friday the 13th mask

"You boy, what day is this??"

What are alley-oop cats?

Who is Pussy Galore?

You think you live in flyover country

Who is Roughin'it B. Hayes?

we do have nuclear weapons and we do have long range missiles, and we appear to be run by a significantly more erratic and warhungry government than Iran. 1

Always projection

The killing of schoolchildren should shock our conscience and cause us to recoil in horror. A nation whose leaders can so easily shrug off the death of children, no matter the cause, is in need of moral repair. There must be accountability and lessons learned from this tragedy. And we must never forget that Iranian children, too, are children of God. 7:08 PM · Mar 12, 2026 · 7,179 Views

Shouldn't be rare to see this said by a US senator

What are perreponis?

The inevitable result of coddling white men for centuries

WIRED named the DOGE operative accused here of planning to take Social Security data to his new job. It's John Solly, and he works for the government contractor Leidos, a company that has millions in contracts with SSA.

read more here:

I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is.

People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)

Should have had a woke pilot i guess

This is Nathan Cavanaugh, another DOGE staffer explaining how he flagged grants at NEH for "DEI" which would be reviewed for termination. 404 Media has reviewed hours of this footage and we'll have more soon.

Part of a lawsuit by @acls1919.bsky.social, @modernlanguage.bsky.social + @historians.org

I would say the FIFA peace prize jokes write themselves, but the FIFA peace prize IS the joke

Hello and welcome to my unboxing video

We didnt even means test this shit

Here is @aoc.bsky.social thankfully telling everyone exactly what to do to stop a concentration camp from being built where you live.

Please take it to heart and take action.

What is The Adventures of Cuddleberry Finn?

200 days isnt enough to fix what hes doing to the world, the economy, or the country

They dont even have to veer that far from the subject. "Undermining public faith in elections and democracy makes you a rotten president" would work for me

‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway WASHINGTON—In a chaotic scene that left motorists confused and alarmed, witnesses along Interstate 495 reported Tuesday that President Donald Trump was seen wandering pantsless on the shoulder of the ...

“Which way is Iran?” “Woman! Tell me if Iran is to the left of here or if it’s south!” the commander-in-chief yelled at a morning commuter

Fairly sure NPR. Maybe others too