Spring arrives! Enter a megalomaniac president with delusions of grandeur, facing his mortality, surrounded by evangelicals who believe that the Middle East will usher in the end times, financed by a bunch of psychopathic tech bros who think they will live forever in the singularity.
This is fine.
"I'm happy to announce that we've killed the leader of Iran!"
"Great. They replaced him. With his son. Who is even more extreme than the guy you just killed."
"Okay. So we'll kill him too."
"And then what?"
"Have you seen these shoes? Here, try 'em on. What are you, a 10? Ten and a half?"
As Jon Stewart once warned, "while the clown is fucking the pony, they're breaking into your car."
And, aligning with the enemy a la fetterman
It’s against Federal law to assassinate foreign heads of state. Would we expect a sitting Senator to know that?
Assassination of foreign heads of state is illegal under US Federal law. But why would we expect a sitting Senator to know that. JFC
Unfit to lead.
The estimated of the death toll from starvation and disease from the loss of USAID is expected to be ~14 million over the next five years.
America is going to war on a whim and starving the weak and downtrodden.
Jesus wept.
The Pentagon told Congress that the U.S. cost of the war was more than $11.3 billion in just the first six days.
This did not include many of the expenses associated with the operation, now in its 12th day, so the ultimate cost for American taxpayers is expected to be much higher.
I killed their Supreme Leader, but it's no big deal.
I stole those documents, but it's no big deal.
I incited an attack on the capitol, but it's no big deal.
I committed business fraud, but it's no big deal.
I assaulted those women, but it's no big deal.
I raped those girls, but it's no big deal.
"I'm tired of being complicit in destroying this country. Instead of doing anything about it, I'll just leave my position so my replacement can be complicit in destroying the country instead."
35 house republicans leaving. Most since 1930.
Cowards one and all.
It's so weird to have a president for whom publicly shitting himself is only, like, the 8th most embarassing thing he does in any given week.
GHW Bush yakking on the Japanese PM was downright regal in comparison to Trump's average day.
"I'm happy to announce that we've killed the leader of Iran!"
"Great. They replaced him. With his son. Who is even more extreme than the guy you just killed."
"Okay. So we'll kill him too."
"And then what?"
"Have you seen these shoes? Here, try 'em on. What are you, a 10? Ten and a half?"
World Cup Summer is gonna be so lit.
It took Presidents Bush, Obama, Trump, and Biden 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban. It only took Trump 9 days to replace Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei.
Winning!
And when they returned with a new one, the safe had been emptied while they were gone - according to FBI documents.
Kahn, Epstein's accountant and bookkeeper since 2005, had told the mansion's staff to pack two suitcases with the contents of the safe and deliver them to his home, agents wrote.
When the FBI raided Epstein's mansion in July 2019, on the day he was arrested for child sex trafficking, agents forced open a large safe to find diamonds, bundles of cash, passports, binders of CDs and hard drives.
But an issue with the warrant meant they could not leave with the items.
Richard Kahn, Epstein's accountant and bookkeeper since 2005,has not been interviewed or investigated in relation to the paedophile financier's criminal investigation.
Wow, what?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Spring arrives! Enter a megalomaniac president with delusions of grandeur, facing his mortality, surrounded by evangelicals who believe that the Middle East will usher in the end times, financed by a bunch of psychopathic tech bros who think they will live forever in the singularity.
This is fine.
It’s cool guys, we just eliminate the authoritarian leadership and the public will embrace the country who blew up their family members instead. It’ll be a flowering of the human spirit provided by Raytheon.
One of the great pleasures of 2026 is watching Marco Rubio die inside every day.
Willard: "They told me that you had gone... totally insane. And that your methods were...unsound."
Kurtz: "Do you think my methods are unsound?"
Willard: "I don't see any method at all, sir".
Could he be a more vain, vile and narcissistic POS?
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
It would be a good idea not to take our eye off what's going on at home while this fuckery continues. As Jon Stewart once warned, "while the clown is fucking the pony, they're breaking into your car."
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...
Obama is the only president we’ve had who was born after the US Flag had 50 stars on it.
Bill Clinton was elected president 34 years ago and he is STILL younger than all but one of his successors to the office.
Huh. This is interesting.
People in this administration can’t seem to help being besties wirh foreign agents.
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/m...
The estimated of the death toll from starvation and disease from the loss of USAID is expected to be ~14 million over the next five years.
Sorry to be a rain cloud. If Hell were real, it would be too good for these motherfuckers.
