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33. ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช. โ™ฟ๏ธ. EuroMello enthusiast. Occasionally not basic. Do it for your lover apologist. #JusticeForIgranka #BanIsraelFromEurovision

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This is now a Greczula propaganda account. #Melfest

15.02.2025 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#MELFEST2025 HEAT 2
โœจ๏ธ My preference โœจ๏ธ

1. On and on and on
2. Show me what love is
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3. Salute
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4. Funniest thing
5. The heart of a swedish cowboy
6. Don juan

07.02.2025 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#MELFEST2025 HEAT 2
๐Ÿ”ฎ Prediction๐Ÿ”ฎ

1. On and on and on
2. Salute
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3. The heart of a swedish cowboy
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4. Funniest thing
5. Show me what love is
6. Don juan

07.02.2025 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Adam Woods - Supernatural
Adam Woods - Supernatural YouTube video by Melodifestivalen

last day of this being the opening act of melfest. ๐Ÿ’” adam woods deserved so much better (especially in such a week year). #melodifestivalen #melfest2025

youtu.be/ZBB3fSvuq08?...

01.02.2025 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Checking out some #Eurovision nf songs for the first time ever.

So far, certified bops in this household are Made of ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ, Fit Right ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป, Semafoare ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ (๐Ÿ’”), Trouble ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช, Kant + Kantera ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น, & Eldur ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ.

Honorable mentions: Ich komme ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ, รžrรก + Frelsiรฐ mitt + Rร“A ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ (don't ask), Lies lay cold ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท, & Love me low ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช.

31.01.2025 09:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Maybe it's sleep deprivation, but I can't detect one single true honest to god purebred 100% organic sneak. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

#Melfest #Melodifestivalen #Mello #Eurovision

31.01.2025 08:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got logged out and forgot my password but I'm back in time for #Melfest so all is good right

30.01.2025 09:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A bit late to the igranku ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช (ignore that ~clever~ wordplay makes zero sense), but add some REALLY dramatic instrumentation and I could see Montenegro in the qualifiers discussion.

#Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC2024

09.12.2024 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Had a tiny burst of energy and wanted to try something.

#bedweaving #beadwork

07.12.2024 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My eventual Always on the run (rip ๐Ÿ’”) boycott worked ๐Ÿฅน

04.12.2024 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Still not sure this will be my final answer, though...
#esc250 #eurovision #esc

04.12.2024 09:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then I say "taaaaste"

04.12.2024 09:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going "good for you, sweetie ๐Ÿ’‹" any time I stumble upon an actor's Wikipedia page doesn't include the year and specific day they were born.

04.12.2024 09:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know I had to do it.

1 like = 1 piece of Johanna lore

01.12.2024 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got a despicable genocide apologist funded Youtube ad that baselessly smeared UNRWA as terrorists, urging people not to support them.

To say I'm disgusted would be the understatement of the fucking year.

PS: Free Palestine. Fund UNRWA. Fuck genocide. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

01.12.2024 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4) I once beat my sister at Mario Kart 64 with both the controller in my hands and the one I was steering with my feet after our friend gave up.

01.12.2024 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3) I've been known to cram useless information into my head as a way to relieve anxiety. Things I am/have been able to list include all countries, capitals, US states, elements on the periodic table, and Star Trek The Next Generation episode names.

01.12.2024 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2) I spent 25+ years wanting dimples. I should've wanted glasses instead, because one day my eyes finally decided to notice the dimples I've always had.

01.12.2024 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1) In my work as a public speaker on my own lived experience with mental health, I've been successful enough to even have traveled internationally.

01.12.2024 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know I had to do it.

1 like = 1 piece of Johanna lore

01.12.2024 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
poster at a bus stop which reads Scooch - the anal gland Revolution with a picture of a dog

poster at a bus stop which reads Scooch - the anal gland Revolution with a picture of a dog

Scooch have definitely changed direction since their 2007 Eurovision entry

28.11.2024 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 397 ๐Ÿ” 85 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

yooo that instrumental in the pre-chorus and bridge is lowkey ๐Ÿ”ฅ

shame the rest is lukewarm at best

28.11.2024 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok finally time to listen to montenegro - eurovision song contest 2025

28.11.2024 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One day, I will break my non-Melfest national final virginity.

Today was not that day.

(no shade on the country that gave us the holy sounds of Igranka)

27.11.2024 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Update:

No legenDILF Tomas Ledin in Melfest 2025 but at least the main singer from Arvingarna isn't the worst substitute.

26.11.2024 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

max's mozzarella sticks and raspberry pie with soft serve is the only thing that makes me proud to be swedish

26.11.2024 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Igranka my beloved ๐Ÿ’˜

26.11.2024 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The more I hear about your dad, the more jealous of you I get.

26.11.2024 09:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wildly unrealistic #Melfest wishlist:

๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Idol-Daniel
(yes, the OG 2004 winner)

๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Miriam Bryant

๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Kent

๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Veronica Maggio

๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Tomas Ledin
(leather daddy can still get it)
(I said what I said)

26.11.2024 09:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

rewatching old documentary favs

any suggestions?

(I tend to go for crime, scandals, disasters and such)

25.11.2024 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0