Aparna Nair

They need to be sued until their balls are in a jar on someone lawyer's bookshelf.

xkcd cartoon with Cueball repeatedly complaining through the years about social isolation caused by (in 1840) books, (in 1880) newspapers, (in 1910) magazines, (in 1960) television, (in 1980) the Walkman, (in 2015) smartphones. In the final panel, someone tells him "Dude, it's been *two centuries*. *Take a hint.*"

Jakub Grygiel through the ages:

This is your daily solidarity call from nurse Hammam and his family, including young Abood who needs a surgery on his leg
Hammam has been severely discriminated against on this platform. He is heartbroken and calling for our help.
Let’s be the community they need
chuffed.org/project/1580...

You’re pleased to see him threatening to annex Canada again?

I've had it up to here with this carp

We’ve strayed so far from God

Sometimes I wished I was religious so I could find comfort in knowing these people were going to one day be made to answer for their actions.

OMG OMG

wake up babe, it’s the end of days.

oh i think Im gonna be sick

Capitalist ‘innovation’

This headline is written in English.

But so is this one: "Purple Monkey Dishwasher"

Buffalo Wild Wings unveils wing-flavored protein espresso martini Buffalo Wild Wings' new Espresso Proteini is infused with Buffalo Dry Jump and jampacked with 10 grams of protein.

close, its a proteini!

www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

They better call it a MANtini

I didn’t have to use ChatGPT to know it tells you that you’re right even when you’re wrong. I’ve talked to people about their LLM usage, read reporting and studies about it, and seen what people have shared online. The idea that you HAVE to use something yourself to critique it is not always true

In '91, the Royal Navy led mine clearing efforts in the Gulf because the US didn't have sufficient capability. Fortunately, in the last 35 years, the US Navy has... ah.

also, i dont know why, but I can smell this drink through the screen, I cant say why

does protein need to be in everything lol

The article says it's called a "proteini."

With great shame and indignity I must humbly confess: would

AI hallucinating nonsensical headlines again.

when you just can’t shit your pants fast enough, Buffalo Wild Wings has got you covered

This is, perhaps, too specialized a coffee drink even for me. But as a Buffalonian am contractually obliged to try it…

finally a Martini for MEN

I would really like to reset the Earth at this point

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

I understand every single word used in that headline. I do not understand what it says.

Now all we need them to do is also make them high fiber.

i think the coffee will take care of it, tbh, no need for added fibre but I am imagining the taste and it is making me feel ill