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Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Invented ABLOUNGE and SLAPCHOP. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein before the incident

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🚨HEI NEWS ALERT🚨
Gregg Turkington Claims Tim Heidecker is a "LIAR LIAR". Oscar Never Going Away.
Read the full News post here: www.heinetwork.tv/2026/03/11/l...

11.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Producing methane out my dooky chute in my workspace

11.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For those of you who think this will not hit the US or Canada, please recall who North America's largest trading partners are (left: US, right: Canada)

11.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1379 πŸ” 359 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 11
a meme of a mcdonald's "jesse plemons meal" parodying the sports celebrity meals at fast food places, it shows a picture of him looking a little offput and the meal consists of a regular hamburger, fries from wendy's, and a cup for water. jesse is low key saying "I get it sometimes"

a meme of a mcdonald's "jesse plemons meal" parodying the sports celebrity meals at fast food places, it shows a picture of him looking a little offput and the meal consists of a regular hamburger, fries from wendy's, and a cup for water. jesse is low key saying "I get it sometimes"

it may finally happen

11.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 460 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Lmfaoooo

11.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

introducing the breakfast mcfry

11.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

2 fries

Bruger patty and one bun

3 mcnugget

11.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We AI the oil

11.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*see jesus nailed to the cross*

vaxxed???

11.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this looks like a fucking cartoon

11.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god they admit it:

"Trump, apparently, expected to find an Iranian equivalent of Delcy Rodriguez..."

www.thenecessaryfictions.com/p/trumps-war...

11.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 403 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 18

Lmfao god it's all gonna crash. That and the natural gas

11.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Covid never ended
Covid never ended YouTube video by Signified B Sides

Shoutout to the homie @fdsignifier.bsky.social for putting this out and pointing people to advocates!

youtu.be/v1nS_-ra8xE?...

10.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

These reserves only really have enough to last until like August, when we will have boots firmly in the ground

11.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Day 11 of Operation Dicks Out for Valor

11.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

to r/micropenisβ€”Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

10.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 5284 πŸ” 716 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 12

Through October is really funny sorry

11.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Nuclear fusion but only if it happens like in dragon ball z

11.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally doing everything they can to help the war effort against Iran. They want the war to continue.

11.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Abughamentum!!!

10.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 3363 πŸ” 282 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 3
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New poll of the #IL09 Democratic primary courtesy of the Evanston Roundtable and Public Policy Polling:

Daniel Biss- 24%
Kat Abughazaleh- 20%
Laura Fine- 14%
Mike Simmons- 10%
Phil Andrew- 7%
Bushra Amiwala- 6%
Undecided- 17%

10.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 12

That's true

10.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a ship can have a dick and still be feminine

10.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ships are feminine, that means ships have a pussy.

10.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: US Energy Department blames staffer for inaccurate social media post on Wright’s account regarding an oil tanker escort, per AP.

10.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4

Goo

10.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Gavin Newsom wins yeah probably

10.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, is ICE run by Scientologists?

10.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0