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Gregg Turkington Claims Tim Heidecker is a "LIAR LIAR". Oscar Never Going Away.
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Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Invented ABLOUNGE and SLAPCHOP. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein before the incident
π¨HEI NEWS ALERTπ¨
Gregg Turkington Claims Tim Heidecker is a "LIAR LIAR". Oscar Never Going Away.
Read the full News post here: www.heinetwork.tv/2026/03/11/l...
Producing methane out my dooky chute in my workspace
For those of you who think this will not hit the US or Canada, please recall who North America's largest trading partners are (left: US, right: Canada)
a meme of a mcdonald's "jesse plemons meal" parodying the sports celebrity meals at fast food places, it shows a picture of him looking a little offput and the meal consists of a regular hamburger, fries from wendy's, and a cup for water. jesse is low key saying "I get it sometimes"
it may finally happen
Lmfaoooo
introducing the breakfast mcfry
2 fries
Bruger patty and one bun
3 mcnugget
We AI the oil
*see jesus nailed to the cross*
vaxxed???
this looks like a fucking cartoon
oh my god they admit it:
"Trump, apparently, expected to find an Iranian equivalent of Delcy Rodriguez..."
www.thenecessaryfictions.com/p/trumps-war...
Lmfao god it's all gonna crash. That and the natural gas
Shoutout to the homie @fdsignifier.bsky.social for putting this out and pointing people to advocates!
youtu.be/v1nS_-ra8xE?...
These reserves only really have enough to last until like August, when we will have boots firmly in the ground
Day 11 of Operation Dicks Out for Valor
to r/micropenisβJust Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost
Through October is really funny sorry
Nuclear fusion but only if it happens like in dragon ball z
Literally doing everything they can to help the war effort against Iran. They want the war to continue.
Abughamentum!!!
New poll of the #IL09 Democratic primary courtesy of the Evanston Roundtable and Public Policy Polling:
Daniel Biss- 24%
Kat Abughazaleh- 20%
Laura Fine- 14%
Mike Simmons- 10%
Phil Andrew- 7%
Bushra Amiwala- 6%
Undecided- 17%
That's true
a ship can have a dick and still be feminine
Ships are feminine, that means ships have a pussy.
BREAKING: US Energy Department blames staffer for inaccurate social media post on Wrightβs account regarding an oil tanker escort, per AP.
Goo
If Gavin Newsom wins yeah probably
Wait, is ICE run by Scientologists?