Nurse in a mask carrying a baby sized turd in a hospital bedpan
When it's time to go to the #sheshed
@matchbox30
Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Invented ABLOUNGE and SLAPCHOP. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein before the incident
Nurse in a mask carrying a baby sized turd in a hospital bedpan
When it's time to go to the #sheshed
another case of hershey squirts in the #sheshed
Another possibility
Gulf of Aden maybe????
A penis about to get shut in a panini press
Watch out!!! #sheshed
Great timing
The tool box includes voting to confirm Trump nominees but doing it with a big frown
YES Pete Buttigieg was beating a lawn gnome. But that doesnβt mean you have to be mean.
Hillary praises Trump & says he's much better in his second term: "I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding both by the President & the people around him... that there can be common ground amongst us"
She's so fucking happy that the US is carpet bombing Iran π
The masculine urge to hold a banana like a gun and go pew pew with it
I had some kind of post halfway formulated but then started imagining Gollum singing My Heart Will Go On and going I sees you I feels you and I smiled so hard that I forgot what the original post was
π¨HEI NEWS ALERTπ¨
Gregg Turkington Claims Tim Heidecker is a "LIAR LIAR". Oscar Never Going Away.
Read the full News post here: www.heinetwork.tv/2026/03/11/l...
Producing methane out my dooky chute in my workspace
For those of you who think this will not hit the US or Canada, please recall who North America's largest trading partners are (left: US, right: Canada)
a meme of a mcdonald's "jesse plemons meal" parodying the sports celebrity meals at fast food places, it shows a picture of him looking a little offput and the meal consists of a regular hamburger, fries from wendy's, and a cup for water. jesse is low key saying "I get it sometimes"
it may finally happen
Lmfaoooo
introducing the breakfast mcfry
2 fries
Bruger patty and one bun
3 mcnugget
We AI the oil
*see jesus nailed to the cross*
vaxxed???
this looks like a fucking cartoon
oh my god they admit it:
"Trump, apparently, expected to find an Iranian equivalent of Delcy Rodriguez..."
www.thenecessaryfictions.com/p/trumps-war...
Lmfao god it's all gonna crash. That and the natural gas
Shoutout to the homie @fdsignifier.bsky.social for putting this out and pointing people to advocates!
youtu.be/v1nS_-ra8xE?...
These reserves only really have enough to last until like August, when we will have boots firmly in the ground
Day 11 of Operation Dicks Out for Valor
to r/micropenisβJust Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost
Through October is really funny sorry