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Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Invented ABLOUNGE and SLAPCHOP. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein before the incident

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Nurse in a mask carrying a baby sized turd in a hospital bedpan

Nurse in a mask carrying a baby sized turd in a hospital bedpan

When it's time to go to the #sheshed

11.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

another case of hershey squirts in the #sheshed

11.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Another possibility

11.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gulf of Aden maybe????

11.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A penis about to get shut in a panini press

A penis about to get shut in a panini press

Watch out!!! #sheshed

10.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

Great timing

11.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The tool box includes voting to confirm Trump nominees but doing it with a big frown

11.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

YES Pete Buttigieg was beating a lawn gnome. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

11.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Hillary praises Trump & says he's much better in his second term: "I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding both by the President & the people around him... that there can be common ground amongst us"

Hillary praises Trump & says he's much better in his second term: "I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding both by the President & the people around him... that there can be common ground amongst us"

She's so fucking happy that the US is carpet bombing Iran 😍

11.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 26

The masculine urge to hold a banana like a gun and go pew pew with it

11.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had some kind of post halfway formulated but then started imagining Gollum singing My Heart Will Go On and going I sees you I feels you and I smiled so hard that I forgot what the original post was

11.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1
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🚨HEI NEWS ALERT🚨
Gregg Turkington Claims Tim Heidecker is a "LIAR LIAR". Oscar Never Going Away.
Read the full News post here: www.heinetwork.tv/2026/03/11/l...

11.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Producing methane out my dooky chute in my workspace

11.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For those of you who think this will not hit the US or Canada, please recall who North America's largest trading partners are (left: US, right: Canada)

11.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1997 πŸ” 524 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 15
a meme of a mcdonald's "jesse plemons meal" parodying the sports celebrity meals at fast food places, it shows a picture of him looking a little offput and the meal consists of a regular hamburger, fries from wendy's, and a cup for water. jesse is low key saying "I get it sometimes"

a meme of a mcdonald's "jesse plemons meal" parodying the sports celebrity meals at fast food places, it shows a picture of him looking a little offput and the meal consists of a regular hamburger, fries from wendy's, and a cup for water. jesse is low key saying "I get it sometimes"

it may finally happen

11.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 653 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Lmfaoooo

11.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

introducing the breakfast mcfry

11.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

2 fries

Bruger patty and one bun

3 mcnugget

11.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We AI the oil

11.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*see jesus nailed to the cross*

vaxxed???

11.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

this looks like a fucking cartoon

11.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god they admit it:

"Trump, apparently, expected to find an Iranian equivalent of Delcy Rodriguez..."

www.thenecessaryfictions.com/p/trumps-war...

11.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 406 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 18

Lmfao god it's all gonna crash. That and the natural gas

11.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Covid never ended
Covid never ended YouTube video by Signified B Sides

Shoutout to the homie @fdsignifier.bsky.social for putting this out and pointing people to advocates!

youtu.be/v1nS_-ra8xE?...

10.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

These reserves only really have enough to last until like August, when we will have boots firmly in the ground

11.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Day 11 of Operation Dicks Out for Valor

11.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

to r/micropenisβ€”Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

10.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 5330 πŸ” 723 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 13

Through October is really funny sorry

11.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1