@dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca
Gay middle-aged man. Climate, bird flu, AI, Trump are all existential crises. I like to think my opinions are well-considered but I have blind spots and am open to new perspectives. Frequent dropper of F-bombs; less frequent dropper of C-bombs.
When he's not molesting children, destroying the economy, or getting U.S. soldiers killed, Trump's hobby is losing every single case he brings against his perceived enemies.
#LOSER
*training* isnt the problem. a data center proposed in botetourt county VA is going to use 8 million gallons of water per day to operate. that's 2.9 billion gallons per year just to keep running. a square mile of farmland in VA uses less than 300 million gallons per year. VA has 560 data centers
before and after pictures of a cat very sad and bloody in the snow, and then asleep under a blankey in bed
ok but can I just......
![Jessica Huseman (@JessicaHuseman) on twitter: Guys I'm fkn dying this is the best
[image of a voicemail by Transcription Beta "Hi this is Riley with Petsmart grooming um I was just calling to confirm Walters appointment at 3 PM for today um we also just wanted to know if you would maybe bring his cowboy hat um because we all really really want to see that so thank you so much and we hope to see you soon bye..."]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreigo7ora3ckncdbghtvcnlirksn6gtchy4r5b2lshquv5gr6mvkqka)
Jessica Huseman (@JessicaHuseman) on twitter: Guys I'm fkn dying this is the best [image of a voicemail by Transcription Beta "Hi this is Riley with Petsmart grooming um I was just calling to confirm Walters appointment at 3 PM for today um we also just wanted to know if you would maybe bring his cowboy hat um because we all really really want to see that so thank you so much and we hope to see you soon bye..."]
This feels so relevant right now
That is one hot piece of ash.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sweaty Pit King.
The emerging cases of AI psychosis have shown that all it takes to drive some people completely insane is to put them in contact with a sycophantic chatbot who always agrees with them.
Now, what does that tell us about billionaire CEOs surrounded by sycophantic people who always agree with them?
a two panel xkcd comic panel 1: text that reads "never have I felt so close to another should and yet so helplessly alone as when I google an error and there's one result, a thread from someone with the same problem, and no answer, last posted to in 2003" panel 2: a stick figure shaking his computer screaming "who were you Denver Coder 9?? What did you see?"
hunting an internet ghost, with literally our entire ability to do art on the line
being brave
not freaking out
Oh fuck right off and keep fucking off until you can't fuck off any more. Dumbass.
But little Stevie IS Satan's butt plug
YOU CAN TAKE THE AYATOLLAH OUT OF IRAN, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE TRUMP OUT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Putting the pedo to the metal!
My lupine horror comedy The Howling turns 45 years young (!) today. Who here first saw it in theaters? On VHS? Cable?
Celebrate with a fresh still from my Renfield Collection. Custom autographs from yours truly are available upon request!
www.renfieldcollection.com/product-page...
Great start! Now I need DEETs on how it's going to end! :)
He's such a trash pig. I wish his heart would just give out. SURELY it can't last that long moving around all that saturated fat ass fat.
Not to gender everything but look, they’re saying it out loud: the AI tech push is about erasing the gains made by women and minorities this past generation. Less “touchy feely” DEI and cooperation, more young white guys with crypto wallets “disrupting” everything 🫤
Trump says the Iran war will end when he “feels it in his bones.” Dear God we’re F****ED.
Imagine worshipping a god who, despite creating 100 billion galaxies in the observable universe, is really mad about your dildos.
Good morning
Good morning from the Midwest
Guy who quit mining right before a huge cache of already cut gems meme, guy is labeled "ashamed of posting today's cringe" gems are labeled "tomorrow's bangers"
Never give up
Hegseth is The Stupidest Man Alive.
"What he’s done to oil by accident is pretty much exactly what he’s spent a year doing to commodities like steel and aluminum and derivative products like copper pipes on purpose." No, don't thank him.
Today's Morning Shots from @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social and @eggerdc.bsky.social:
Chickthulhu
My email is an endless stream of “upgrade to get access to—“
I don’t want it. I want to downgrade. I want to get less access. I want the opposite of what you’re selling.
