Stuart Laidler

It’s unsettling, sure, but I think it’ll probably be even scarier when they show this as part of a montage set to sinister music in a couple of years time.

Withnail & Marwood on holiday by mistake

“Please help us! We’ve started a war with Iran by mistake!

These are ace. Both my cats *love* theirs, and yours will too.

“I have *massively* shat the bed. Please come over with fresh linen.”

My main memory of him is when he got bullied on camera by Joanna Lumley.

A cup of mocha topped by an eldritch conical alien with a couple of tentacles coming out of it's pointy head

Today's eldritch coffee is The Great Race of Yith (from Lovecraft's "The Shadow out of Time"):

“You don’t let non Jews commit genocide, and that’s racist!”

Go away.

No Easy Action by Mark Lanegan; sets the scene for breathtaking drama.

Every Pete Hegseth news conference is like a deleted scene from Leaving Las Vegas.

First single I ever bought. #TOTP

Commented on the sickening harassment of Matt Lucas didn’t I? Stupidly mentioned a wider point about antisemitism didn’t I? Replied intemperately didn’t I? Got an invisible quote post of it didn’t I? Getting bad faith shitheads in my mentions aren’t I?

I’m such a fucking idiot…

Are you still yapping away with your vacuous bollocks?

It’s Friday night. Go wild. Try not being a stupid little prick and see how that works out for you.

"The Gang Replace Churchill with an Otter"

And it’s not my “first reaction”. It’s the first reaction *you’ve seen*.

Now fuck *off*.

Not one of the bellclefts sallying forth with their bad faith “U dun criticise a Jewish person so u RACIST” nonsense has commented here I see.

Without any exceptions, anyone who has called me “Stu” without so much as a by-your-leave has been a complete cunt.

No I’m not, you know I’m not, and you’re being a disingenuous piece of shit. I hope all your biscuits are broken and your balls itch in public.

Sorry if I’m coming across as snippy btw.

Yep, 💯. I’m leery of even commenting on this normally because ~gesticulates wildly at bad faith bastards~ I personally think any attempt by anyone to conflate “Israel” and “All Jewish people” is antisemitic, or at the very least undermines the definition of.

Christ. Two mutuals with you…

Anyway, off you fuck. Do take your disingenuous bullshit with you.

What, by accurately reporting what the chief rabbi said?

Have I got this right; you’re saying that, uniquely amongst the peoples of the world, Jewish people everywhere are incapable of making a bad situation worse?

Fuck off, there’s a love.

Hilarious.

So, I AM saying that the words and actions I refer to don’t exactly help combat antisemitism, do they? & I’m not saying Jewish people are to blame for antisemitism. I’m saying comments like those of the chief rabbi are exacerbating a shitty situation.

Am I not allowed to give those people agency?

Sorry?

I think the UK Chief Rabbi stated that criticism of the Gaza war/genocide/horror was a blood libel against Jewish people.

It does boil my piss that, having been brought up knowing that a conflation of Israel and all Jewish people is massively antisemitic, a lot of leading Jewish lights have spent time declaring that criticism of Israel is in fact a criticism of all Jewish people.

Leads to shit like this from idiots.

Can we not compromise with an otter dressed up like Churchill, it could smoke a cigar

The Weight - The Band (lyrics) YouTube video by Chris Awad

Glorious!

They should also at least resemble Dennis Franz.

On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes…

IT WAS THERE ALL ALONG PEOPLE!

(Sings)

Spiders wank, spiders wank
Just like humans, arachnids wank.
Is that a web? Yes it is!
Glistening in spider jizz.
Look out here comes the spider wank…