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Simpsons Apu holding “gigantic asses” magazine with the oil-toting giant donkey

Simpsons did it

It’s literally a subplot on the Sopranos but even Paulie and Christopher took them back when they were too big

Probably *technically* true

Counterpoint

Every year I think the Jets cannot top themselves.

And then they do something like reacquire Geno Smith after missing the entirety of his prime the year after Sam Darnold wins a Super Bowl.

This is a team run purely on a humiliation fetish

Nothing will ever be funnier than Will Smith winning immediately after hitting a guy

The Onion headline "Timothee Chalamet Under Fire for Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form 'Bunraku'" was liked by Bernie Sanders.

Bernie... thank you

And the number one show on the new on the new Paramount-owned HBO is…

(Drumroll)

HAMNET!

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

Del Monte. Enjoy them old man. They will be your last.

Barbershop is in danger of growing stale. I’m taking it to strange new places.

Christopher Lloyd as uncle Fester holding a knife with the subtitle “you fought well, Atreides”

I think I downloaded the wrong Dune 2

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

Same audience as network news I’d assume

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LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

Pitbull v @pitbull Follow Happy International Women's Day to all of the women around the world! @TheMostBadOnes And then it’s a picture of him surrounded by attractive women

Happy International Women’s Day from Pitbull

Better Call Saul

I have eaten the meme hamburger. It was somehow worse than I anticipated

And then there’s Maude

It was the first movie I ever saw in a theater, and I just assumed that was what going to the movies was like for about a week.

The next one I saw was Superman 3 and I realized that wasn’t the case. It’s been a long 43 years.

This is literally Bachelor Chow

I totally forgot about Longlegs’ Cybertruck

There was one that was a standalone Halloween ep, and another that was a regular episode I think

The Taran Killam Longlegs from CBB will still be one of the funniest bits of all time

Misread that as Bank of America and honestly, yes

I just like when people interview him about Star Wars or whatever and he has absolutely no clue (or apparent interest) in what they’re talking about

Kind of mad that Harrison Ford didn’t mention if he was in Doomsday in his speech

Every cover of this comic is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen