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Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000 [Rob Zombie voice] Wellill Frankenstein motherfucker Raggedy Ann Churcabra hotrod Invisible Man Grindhouse mama lama flash in the pan Beep boop meep mop Godzilla Japan [Palm muted power chords] 7:47 PM • 2018-07-13

my boy Lost Julius: they should be alien
me: what ?
my boy Lost Julius: our hrarts
me: hearts?
my boy Lost Julius: all of us. our hearts should remain alien and forbidden

don draper from mad men presents a pre-snart helg snart. fridays, but for thursdays

heaven helg me

knight of the seven genres

pacing, trying to figure out who is lying to us after having smoked some straight gas 5 minutes ago

disgorging the wealth of the ocean from a lifetime of attacking ships at sea

yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social In 1850 seven samurai visited America and discovered the power of a Colt Single Action Army, the efficiency of wild west frontier justice, and the snug fit of a pair of Levi's jeans. Now they return to a Japan in crisis to clean up the streets as the TOKUGAWA DENIM SQUAD 10:15 PM • Feb 25, 2026

roz @humblebumbler.bsky.social (wizard open mic) don't ya hate it when your homunculus becomes ensouled? (audience murmuring derisively) sooo much paperwork (cough. couple hisses. squinting past the stage lights) ah i see we have a few clay friends in the audience tonight, that's awesome 1:30 PM • Feb 25, 2026

tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social (Deep sea worm trying to conduct a meeting in the darkest depths near a hydrothermal vent) If everyone could just glisten for a moment this would go a lot quicker 8:36 AM • Feb 25, 2026

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social Monkey husband, after a dinner party: Jeez, Josh gives off such weird vibes. And the karaoke? Yikes. Me, also a monkey: Sshh, it's not his fault. He was raised by wire mother. 5:34 PM • Aug 31, 2023

more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social an aggressive ant colony reduces the Keebler elves to a pile of bones and little outfits, but what sends a wave of deep unease around the world, the true source of fear, is how fast these ants are able to get cookie production ramped back up 7:50 AM • Feb 16, 2026

screenshot from jojo’s bizarre adventure (diamond is unbreakable, ep 1) of a big dumb ugly idiot who got turned into a big dumb ugly rock by a jojo

angelo rock as depicted in the jojo manga

just remembered the time glinner was featured in a jojo

[music columnist voice] honestly just so invigorating to see (or rather, hear!) a mainstream recording artist like bruno mars boldly reject the aesthetics of generative ai with his latest soulful ballad “god was showing off”. barfing crying for the real flesh in a way not heard since 1983, folks

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my buddy Kengnus the Flame curler: (slowly immolating me with a ballet of arcing flares) Rise. Rise flames
me: ow. youre catching me on fire
my buddy Kengnus the Flame curler: That would of happened no matter what i did

the vastness of space is not empty; every black crack and cavity is in fact filled with something called "star-caulk." and no, that's not funny.

"i was in love with the frisson of transgression..."

TRANSLATION: [the sound of Butthead laughing]

MAN WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ANT: Where do you want to go to eat tonight babe?

ANT: (secretes communicative pheromones from glands on abdomen)

MAN: I don't know what that means. I am just a human man.

ANT: (secretes more)

MAN: I guess we can just share a smooshed cupcake on the floor again.

yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social In 1850 seven samurai visited America and discovered the power of a Colt Single Action Army, the efficiency of wild west frontier justice, and the snug fit of a pair of Levi's jeans. Now they return to a Japan in crisis to clean up the streets as the TOKUGAWA DENIM SQUAD 10:15 PM • Feb 25, 2026

roz @humblebumbler.bsky.social (wizard open mic) don't ya hate it when your homunculus becomes ensouled? (audience murmuring derisively) sooo much paperwork (cough. couple hisses. squinting past the stage lights) ah i see we have a few clay friends in the audience tonight, that's awesome 1:30 PM • Feb 25, 2026

tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social (Deep sea worm trying to conduct a meeting in the darkest depths near a hydrothermal vent) If everyone could just glisten for a moment this would go a lot quicker 8:36 AM • Feb 25, 2026

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social Monkey husband, after a dinner party: Jeez, Josh gives off such weird vibes. And the karaoke? Yikes. Me, also a monkey: Sshh, it's not his fault. He was raised by wire mother. 5:34 PM • Aug 31, 2023

more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social an aggressive ant colony reduces the Keebler elves to a pile of bones and little outfits, but what sends a wave of deep unease around the world, the true source of fear, is how fast these ants are able to get cookie production ramped back up 7:50 AM • Feb 16, 2026

disgorging the wealth of the ocean from a lifetime of attacking ships at sea

tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social HR sending out a company wide email reminding everyone that noticing the omens can be done after work 9:02 PM • Jan 15, 2026

(picking up a barrel of oil at the store) well i'll be... those Hormuz boys actually pulled it off