saxton

it's cramping my style!

old illustration titled: thrashed by lady cyclist who is noted for her athletic powers

she should call me

that hate all sounds rational to me

The troubles

our false spring is already over 😭

the line between "too cool" and "tragically uncool" is very fine hahah

I got ahead of having any celebrities block me by simply not knowing who any of them are.

Tuesday is a special occasion

experimenting with a new, inexplicable kind of tired as a little treat

incorrect!!!

if you're wondering how my day is going: i found a post it note i wrote 3 hours ago that just says 'existing' and i have no idea what it means.

the texture of the processed cheese is so off putting, worse when it melts!

I like a cheese that retains some structure, not evaporates to less than goo

this is your worst take.

we're fragile

I don't understand any of this and I refuse to look it up

pretty normal as far as babies go, I can confirm

libra behaviour: I'm not a huge fan of most musicals, but I'm watching Schmigadoon! for the 3rd time

historically they have pushed for Quebec to separate from Canada, and that reputation has stuck around, although I'm not sure if they still lean that way

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond

does anyone have the contact info for the shrimps? asking for a friend.

"I don't have two wolves in my head I have these lil guys" the Muppet goblins from the labyrinth

11/10

okay good news, one of my new hires online creeped the entire management team at work before she started (respect) and she said she couldn't find me anywhere no matter how hard she tried. so I think I'm safe.

I guess I should find out!

hey that's my move!

no way, we love a surprise villain

deal!

invite me as the surprise (no one knows my intentions, not even me)

I want to be her