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Musicals for All (M4A)

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Crime Predictor as a cautionary tale.

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Crime Predictor from classic sci-fi novel named for the Report when said Predictions are incorrect.

"Good morning my good man, I'll be having 10 of your finest Oxycontin post-haste. Why yes, I'll be dining in."

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.

She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.

At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.

Those there longer that stayed also made a choice.

a man wearing a hat and a ring is pointing at the camera . Alt: a gif from the Outkast classic 'Bombs over Baghdad'

🎵 Butt plugs out of Bahraaaain 🎶

January 6th would never have been possible without the willing complicity of local police departments supporting and protecting the violent right-wing militias who spent all of 2020 doing practice runs against our local communities across the entire US.

Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why." Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!" First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?"

Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization." Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces. Proud to be an American today! USA 🇺🇸"

Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster." Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City."

Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position" Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

The scene from BladeRunner 2049 where the AI ad says "You look lonely, I can fix that" but instead she says "Ew get away from me"

LEASE A NEW 2026 FORD F150 RAPTOR FOR ONLY $1776 DOWN RIGHT HERE AT FRED'S MAIN GATE FORD!!!! YOUR WARRIOR DIVIDEND LET'S YOU GO HOME TO-DAY WITH A NEW RAPTOR AT ONLY 76% APR! HEAD ON OVER BEFORE THE HOLIDAY RUSH!!

I'd go so far as to add that this is the mark of a man who hasn't even been in the same rooms as O-6s, much less GOs. He has no concept of that segment of military. It never existed for him.

Straight boot shit.

What a deal!

Member of the German Bundestag, Norbert Röttgen: “The 28-point plan shows a fundamental change of course for the USA. Without their support over the past 80 years, Germany would not be the third-largest economy, a democracy, and united. All the more bitter, then, that the USA have sold out Europe.”

Feels a little surreal that the slop gods are dunking on other slop gods now.

sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_69249ae4...

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What Extreme Cold Feels Like in Prison Prison writers from across the U.S. describe how cold their prisons get in the winter — and what small dignities could make it more bearable.

In a special project on extreme cold in prison, 27 PJP contributors in 17 states describe winter behind bars — and the small dignities that could make it more bearable.

I can't decide if context or no context makes this funnier

I’m howling.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

Early plot rumors suggest they establish their own country and flirt with genocidal tendencies, named GremlinNation.

@nicklutsko.bsky.social

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I feel like I'm losing my mind - am I on sedatives or is this the most lackadaisical half-assery I have ever seen in my life?

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

I suspect this shouldn't surprise anyone.

Maybe try converting it to a casino?

Ravin Academy, the private school that recruits and trains hackers for Iran's MOIS intelligence service , has been hacked and its data leaked

www.iranintl.com/202510230171

blog.narimangharib.com/posts/2025%2...

Public searchable database: ravin-academy.com

You'll never believe this but Nazi tattoos are really bad, actually