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@lauragoof

Ex-wedding photographer, ttrpg & PC gamer, Baby Scoop adoptee, Scorpio, cat lover & foster, born in Chicago, now lives in the South. Sarcasm free of charge, Mr Boffo enthusiast

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How bad is it about to get? This bad. πŸ˜³πŸ‘‡

03.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 16
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03.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How they supposed to leave when all the local airports are closed? Tricky

03.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mark Warner: "I saw no intelligence that Iran was on the verge of launching any kind of preemptive strike against the United States. None."

01.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 18874 πŸ” 5626 πŸ’¬ 635 πŸ“Œ 268

My condolences for your loss. Music is the greatest gift

28.02.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coffee is up 18.3%

Ground beef is up 17.2%

Cereal is up 6.2%

Steak is up 18%

Bananas are up 5.4%

Orange juice is up 28%

Fish is up 5.1%

Cookies are up 5%

26.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 4143 πŸ” 1933 πŸ’¬ 474 πŸ“Œ 176
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30 years.

This video should be on every network.

26.02.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 15969 πŸ” 8495 πŸ’¬ 1014 πŸ“Œ 921

Idk why anyone would be excited to visit a pedo!

24.02.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same!

23.02.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Be sure to see the game in the Bleachers at Wrigley πŸ€©πŸ‘πŸΌ

23.02.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You guys have you been tracking what’s going on in Mexico these last couple of days? It looks rough and I’m hoping no one get hurt or killed. #mexico

23.02.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the year is 2030. a doctor gravely informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people who felt bad for a monkey bought polyester plushies that shed millions of microplastics in the laundry that were were eventually consumed by the fish that you ate

22.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 3933 πŸ” 309 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 24

Wait what?!

18.02.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh no.

16.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeffrey Epstein paid several firms to suppress online coverage of his sex offenses in Google search results, pump out puff pieces & edit his Wikipedia page

13.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 2534 πŸ” 859 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 30

Well that’s not true at all.

12.02.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Most likely answer

11.02.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100%

08.02.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Prince of Darkness is a diamond in the rough

08.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The scene on the desolate road & the kids rides by is bone chilling

08.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Superbowl past performances

Phil Collins UK
Enrique Iglesias Spain
U2 Ireland
Shania Twain Canada
Sting U.K.
Celine Dion Canada
Paul McCartney U.K.
The Rolling Stones U.K.
The Who U.K.
Coldplay U.K.
Shakira Colombia
The Weeknd Canada
Rihanna Barbados

08.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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War Crimes for everyone

08.02.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah see NC results

07.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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IT'S COMING ...
FASCISM IS IN CONTROL ...
JUST LIKE PUTIN ...

tRUMPSTEIN WILL GIVE HIMSELF 95% OF OUR VOTES ... 🀬🀬🀬

SO WHAT'S THE PLAN???

06.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 10735 πŸ” 6606 πŸ’¬ 974 πŸ“Œ 602
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He’s such a loser my god

05.02.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s crazy because Lupita is one of the more gorgeous women on this planet

03.02.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this about Wuthering Heights?

03.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0