emily!

Another year where I will not make a peeps diorama despite having a great idea because the youth won't get it.

We got a special delivery from Chewy yesterday, apparently Zissou made the final four in a Naughtiest Pets Contest?

I didn't realize we even entered. But inside him there are two wolves: one will snuggle with you when you're anxious, the other will try to steal potatoes from the farmer's market.

My tummy says it's Tylenol only these days. I fear for what will happen as I age.

The BEST possible outcome, and now I know his chip still works!

Someone got his annual exam, and his weird little lump checked out and GOOD NEWS the lump is his microchip (it migrated) and he is perfectly healthy otherwise 🥹

Yes!

It is an expression but one that I would characterize as "chiefly British," so probably!

He's been touching me in some capacity since I got home, pretty much, and I appreciate the puppy snugs

Either way I will still be eating shrimps, especially sauteed in butter 🤤

AKSCHUALLY from a taxonomic standpoint... Bugs is shrimp

I honestly thought it would give a preview!! 🥴

Zofran and Immodium, because it's an indoor water park.

youtu.be/Tl2T_dbOO8Y

If we crate her, we need to give her a Kong or something so she doesn't get bored

We have to give her a podcast or something to occupy her.

I'm not saying we have to listen to it, but it would occupy her time and keep the dogs safe.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Come visit me in Wisconsin, there's one in my neighborhood ☹️

He might be asking for the "I got this thing, it's fucking golden" or the "senate seat for sale" or the "my name on a sign so giant over the open road tolling that they create legislation about sign size following my indictment due to the removal costs"

Yes... But interest rates also just dropped 😒

None of the three homes were good fits (came close on 2 of them though!) but they've all got offers and there's a new listing that's a near half acre lot (bordering too big for just me), on well water and septic, with no sidewalks, so not a great fit and yet??? What if this is the best I can get 🥲

Zissou would volunteer for anything, he's not aggressive but he is Large and Wiggly

Tillis to Noem: "A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years. You decided to kill that dog bc you hadn't invested the appropriate training, then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ... Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"

I got up early only for CLOUDS

That much fat will turn the intestines into a slip n slide in any body

And somehow only weighing 100 lbs, which is likely due to malabsorption from the UC, but still?!

☹️ I, too, am jealous. I love seasons but I also love easy produce access

The ides of March are coming if you need ideas about what to get your local emperor.

Good news: my carpet isn't as horribly worn as I thought, brushing it has fluffed it right back up!

Bad news: I think the beater bar on my vacuum is the culprit?

I logged in and saw the horrors of the US government are persisting so I went to Instagram for less horror (I have cultivated an algorithm of home improvement and screaming sea lions) but now I'm brushing my carpet with a hair brush so IDK if I really won here.

My one regret is that I don't have one of my 30503 weird old jobs so I can say something like "I test pens and markers for a living and my budget is 325" in true House Hunters fashion