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JPN->ENG translator and editor. My opinions are my own and don't reflect the opinions of those I work with. Please play Conan and Bebop for PS2 :) https://ko-fi.com/sonicman69 https://www.patreon.com/SONICMAN69 https://www.youtube.com/@SONICMAN69

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to r/micropenisβ€”Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

10.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 5178 πŸ” 704 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 12
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god finding this is like stumbling across a buried USB drive in the woods. bizarre

09.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 2612 πŸ” 840 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 21
@ Translated from Japanese by Grok
So, like... please make a "not scary mode" for it...
Where the zombies get all cute, the blood splatters turn into cherry blossom petals, the music becomes this upbeat, feel-good kind of tune, and you can just purely enjoy the puzzles and battles in a fun mood...
I wanna play it, but it's so scary that I can't sleep alone at night anymore, so | just can't bring myself to play... Think about how people like that feel...
Rate this translation: m
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@ Translated from Japanese by Grok So, like... please make a "not scary mode" for it... Where the zombies get all cute, the blood splatters turn into cherry blossom petals, the music becomes this upbeat, feel-good kind of tune, and you can just purely enjoy the puzzles and battles in a fun mood... I wanna play it, but it's so scary that I can't sleep alone at night anymore, so | just can't bring myself to play... Think about how people like that feel... Rate this translation: m ο½›

I love that Hideki Kamiya is a scaredy cat

10.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

"I literally get paid to watch movies and yet I still refuse to do my job"

10.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing small about that kill hehehehe

10.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where is the lie

10.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 600 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously? Opt-out via email is a laughably inadequate recourse for selling a product that verges on impersonation and profits on unearned credibility.

10.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Denuvo removed in the latest update for DRAGON QUEST I & II HD-2D Remake steamdb.info/app/2893570/...

10.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 541 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 10

Chaos Legion

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was reading the Wikipedia article for "Leeroy Jenkins" when I came across this sentence which filled me with such despair that I had to step away from the computer and stare longingly out the window while contemplating suicide.

08.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 798 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

Pulling the plug after re-reading this and realizing it's not funny and neither are any of the other ones

08.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Evil Smashing Pumpkins be like "1980"

Thank you for reading this if you want more content like this be sure to watch this space I've got a million of these in my pocket ready to go

08.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The reveal definitely had me suspicious, it looked way better than I was expecting from the studio, so they probably did aim way too high and Nagoshi is at fault for that, and this is a bad time to be taking major financial risks, but also RGG suck ass so we need this win come on

07.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey sorry i missed out on the trending top 9 games list thing but my biggest takeaway from seeing everyone's list is that they keep forgetting to add one of the most gorgeous, action-packed, fun, life changing, and challenging video games of all time:

Metal Slug 3.

07.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh nooooo games cost money to make????? If only someone had told them beforehand what a blunder !!!!

07.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All those kids that said they were born in the wrong era were so fucking right and we laughed why did we laugh

07.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am done

07.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

07.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 3870 πŸ” 647 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 5
06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 8035 πŸ” 3222 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 21
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07.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1833 πŸ” 659 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 8

I'm just now realizing that I don't like war

07.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1754 πŸ” 300 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6
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RoboCop Rogue City on Steam briefly replaced by a seemingly early build of an unannounced Hunter: The Reckoning game. https://ow.ly/1BVF50Yq7kw

06.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
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literally the best cutscene from anything ever

04.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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9 games.

("My life was never the same again" edition)

05.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

05.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 4569 πŸ” 1081 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 39

My wife thought this was so fucking funny

05.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

She moons over my castle until I Gran Turismo is this anything it's not is it

05.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pure godless evil.

04.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 6900 πŸ” 1048 πŸ’¬ 232 πŸ“Œ 39

Not rendering aid to survivors of naval combat is one of the oldest warcrimes in the book and the US Navy is just posting videos about it. Bro I hate it here

04.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0