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Three grey tabby cats lie back sleeping together. The print background is pale pink which matches the colour of their noses.

Three grey tabby cats lie back sleeping together. The print background is pale pink which matches the colour of their noses.

'Right Amount of Happiness' - Taniuchi Masato.
#Caturday #JapaneseArt

14.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Sign the Petition Replace the statue of Winston Churchill in Parliament Square with an Evangelion

It is not enough for Churchill to be replaced on the Β£5. We must also replace his statue with something that can truly unite the country at this difficult time. Sign the petition here: www.change.org/p/uk-parliam...

13.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 635 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9
SEAT THYSELF WITHIN THE GOLEM SHINJI

declareth an embroidered man, in embroidered letters, for lo, 'tis one of those Bayeaux tapestry memes, wherein the existing assets of the aforementioned medieval sewing fest have been cunningly arranged to resemble some sort of 14th century mech

SEAT THYSELF WITHIN THE GOLEM SHINJI declareth an embroidered man, in embroidered letters, for lo, 'tis one of those Bayeaux tapestry memes, wherein the existing assets of the aforementioned medieval sewing fest have been cunningly arranged to resemble some sort of 14th century mech

Lo

13.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
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Actually, this on a banknote

11.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 1327 πŸ” 223 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 12

if you really love a piece of art you should be allowed to eat it

09.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5
07.01.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 6193 πŸ” 2209 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 31

training my bees to take down data centers

03.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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02.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 10563 πŸ” 2152 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 50

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

02.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 16553 πŸ” 5127 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 63
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Dr Manhattan of The Watchmen saying CΓ‘llate gringo

Dr Manhattan of The Watchmen saying CΓ‘llate gringo

01.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've always seen half of Australia as a dog's head but only today did I realise WHICH dog and what the other half resembled. You might say it was a "Woah" moment

#australiaisanelaboratehoax #tintin

21.02.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 781 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 15

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

23.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 19305 πŸ” 2926 πŸ’¬ 345 πŸ“Œ 1
A Britney Spears meme that reads 'my lower back is killing me'

A Britney Spears meme that reads 'my lower back is killing me'

PATIO CLEANED πŸ’€

21.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 476 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5
Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h

You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don’t understand marriage

Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih

The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting.

Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m

Apologies for misunderstanding. As I’m sure you know, many others use it to represent something else

Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites

I also suck dick

Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don’t understand marriage Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As I’m sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites I also suck dick

12.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 9295 πŸ” 1856 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 71

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

07.02.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 2175 πŸ” 492 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 17

How does ProtΓ³n drive work for you? I got the whole proton suite, but when I wanted to save an image from an iPhone app to it it brought up an error about not being able to communicate with it half of the time. Is it any better now?

03.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Person: say, i am alive.

Computer: I am alive.

Person: oh my god.

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

01.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 23431 πŸ” 5147 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 141

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

01.02.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 16737 πŸ” 4847 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 74
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Wow -- incredible!!!

30.01.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 7451 πŸ” 965 πŸ’¬ 266 πŸ“Œ 71
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

28.01.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 25421 πŸ” 6947 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 155

It’s Monday the 68th of January

26.01.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello from the Macromedia Freehand crowd

26.01.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ASH

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ARTE

23.01.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 8164 πŸ” 2769 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 232
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Fair question

23.01.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Europeans after managing to prevent the collapse of NATO for another 1-2 weeks…

#Europe #Rutte

22.01.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 939 πŸ” 315 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 20
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Jared AI
Leto
🀝

Why do they keep
forcing this on us?

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