Iphigenia V

HEARTBREAKING: 39 year old woman learns new slang term years behind everyone else

anyway i finally know what "dl trade" means and it's so over for you bitches

smegma male

smegma grindset

My new idea to force myself to read more and scroll less is to read books that DON'T make me horribly depressed.

Wild fuckin concept

LISTEN I've lived in Boston since 1998 and there are various epochs of Old Boston and it's absolutely different now in a very marked way than it was in 2017.

I maintain one of the central tenets of modern society is "not everyone has to farm" because farming sucks and is best left to the experts. I will not RETVRN.

Stealing from giant evil corporations is good and fun.

automattic for the people

[r lee emery voice]LISTEN UP MAGGOT YOU'RE EITHER A SOLDIER OR ONE OF THEM TRANSSEXUALS AND I DON'T SEE NO SOLDIERS HERE. ARE YOU GONNA MAKE THE DRESS GO SPINNY. ARE YOU GONNA BARK LIKE A GOOD GIRL.

QUICK EVERYONE BECOME TRANSGENDER NOW

I almost went to school at Duquesne and the look people gave me when I told them I planned on moving in with some friends in McKees Rocks told me that I did not want to attend the program there.

OH NO I didn't even realize that until you pointed it out

The angle of the pinstripes are the least of my issues; everything else is wrong too. The whole scale and placement of the lighter grey band is way off and not at all representative of how NYC styled their locomotives. The exact same problem plagues the B&M and NH units.

Pittsburgh was my second home for a number of years and I almost moved there. Public transit aside it fuckin rules there. It's absolutely one of the few havens left for trans people.

In New Orleans you gotta call one specific taxi driver who loves driving people to the airport and back and she'll be your best friend forever but beyond that good fuckin luck that airport is in the middle of nowhere.

And to be clear this won't be the sort of agentic AI that tech bros foam at the mouth about. When all AI has to learn from is it's own effluvia all it will create is even worse effluvia and so on and so on.

I can't wait for the logical endpoint of dead internet theory where AI starts recursively learning from itself because that's all there is left.

World IA day? I love unionized stagehands!

everybody knows that poopin ain't allowed in school

Excited for the Iowa Traction-UP-NS merger

every state plus guam, puerto rico, and the district of columbia should have its own jonathan richman. why should massachusetts have all the fun

Hell yeah being trans rules and I'm so happy for you ❤️

I guess that dril tweet was wrong and in this one scenario you do have to hand it to them.

I'm sure Canadians everywhere are /OVERJOYED/ at this paint scheme.

(I know CN operates in the US but c'mon the "C" in CN should've tipped them off that this was a bad idea.)

Maybe they're mocking us.

The worst part about fascism is now I'm forced to defend things that no healthy society should have, like Don Lemon's journalism and Dunkin coffee.

UNACCEPTABLE

i love when the train that normally comes once every 7-9 minutes is replaced by a different train that runs once per hour this is great

The other day one of my younger coworkers pointed out with admiration that I have a story for everything and I'm so happy to be settling in to being a weird middle aged woman with Wisdom™️

YESSS THE WORLD DEMANDS RUBBER BRYNN

turns out i'm not depressed i just needed to lounge in a catsuit and drink a fancy beer

mental health? i don't know her

I've been doing this bit for over 10 years at this point and it still never gets old