And therefore it’s not a grocery theft. IN FACT you actually stole from him if you confiscated it. JAIL.
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And therefore it’s not a grocery theft. IN FACT you actually stole from him if you confiscated it. JAIL.
Don’t forget people might want to pay ahead for a return fare (do NOT provide proof of payment and make them pay again)
Two Labradors crowd into your personal space to see if you need any support, perhaps the kind of support best provided by stroking two Labradors for one to 24 hours?
Emergency support dogs are on hand if you need them
A very pretty chocolate Labrador with her mouth closed
A very pretty chocolate Labrador does the world’s tiniest blep
A very pretty chocolate Labrador just fully sticks her tongue out me
A very pretty chocolate Labrador gets a little fancy with it, flicking her tongue up a la the French
The evolution of a Tongue out Tuesday
She’s so silly
Not *quite* my reaction 😂
Ok I’m developing a theory here 😂
It must be passed down from the ancestors!
Something from @deepshrm.bsky.social 🥹! They all get taken out, thoroughly licked clean and then used as pillows
Got to keep things interesting and trip hazard-y right?
Hey I had a good run. The law had to catch up with me at some point, right @deepshrm.bsky.social @marions.bsky.social?
Ha ha that’s SUCH a good spot. It was his episode of Weirdos book club! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...
This is actually an embarrassingly plausible explanation
This is your last one walking but maybe next year on a futuristic hover board or moon boots or something?
Alt description: a very particular black Labrador lies in her velvet bed and helps herself to a giraffe from the absolute truckload of toys stored next to her. From the growing pile of toys now outside of the toy box, it is very clear that this is an oft repeated practice.
Her new favourite game is to lie here, pull all of her toys out and then not put them away.
Look at that sweet little face
The scourge of the glass hotel room door has reached cat hotels too I see 😂
Tag yourself, I’m baby cadence all snuggled up and safe
Ok, I sense we have some emotions about human being home which are still being processed
I see you are very seriously focused on those eggies
Happy gotcha day sweet pal!
Two Labradors lounge casually on a human bed as though they’re meant to be there
Happy Sunday
Alt description: a consummate performer of a black Labrador dramatically flips onto her back before flashing a smile to her audience, all agog at this gravity defying act of showmanship
Nancy loves to put on a show
A black Labrador lies approximately three quarters of the way along a dog bed. Despite a large expanse of dog bed being available, her chocolate Labrador sister has chosen to occupy the small remaining corner created by this fraction, meaning that she maximises her proximity to her favourite thing in the world as they sleep.
All tucked in for the night
Two Labradors form a right angle of impatience as they wait for their dinner to be served, with a little chocolate Labrador chin perched atop a black Labrador hind quarters. Inexplicably the serving staff are prevaricating, muttering about it “not being dinner time” or some such nonsense.
Please join the back of the dinner queue
Alt description: a deeply asleep chocolate Labrador slowly returns from the land of nod and, on seeing her walking partner, suggests that she might be quite happy to stay put actually. Her body begins to shake as her tail starts to wag.
Some indications that this morning’s long walk was sufficient for the day
